Commanders are dropping like flies this year

[FourFans]

29 minutes ago, ClearedHot said:

"Hogging" the inside of a unattended hat was a big practical joke in AFSOC...same in the CAF?

 

Same in the MAF.  The most apt description of some particular artwork I may, or may not, have been a part of was "veiny triumphant bastard" inside our WO's hat.

[brabus]

1 hour ago, ClearedHot said:

"Hogging" the inside of a unattended hat was a big practical joke in AFSOC...same in the CAF?

 

Back in the day drawing dicks in a 4 star’s hat and throwing it in the freezer was good to go - probably get you castrated on AD nowadays.

[Biff_T]

2 hours ago, ClearedHot said:

"Hogging" the inside of a unattended hat was a big practical joke in AFSOC...same in the CAF?

 

In non AFSOC helos, nobody was safe from a solid Hog.  Not even O-6s.  Those nasty habits from Pave Low gunners spread to other helos like herpes.  

Edit: Coincidentally, in AFGSC there's a helicopter ops group alson known as the HOG.  

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Afterthought

[M2]

21 hours ago, ClearedHot said:

When I was a DO the CC had a spare hat to leave on his desk so people would think he was in the building.

"Decoy hats!"  I had a Wing Commander teach me that one as a lieutenant! 🫡🫡

An extra set of keys helped with the deception!!