Vertigo Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Good point, because that scale could be the Died/Laughlin/Columbus/Da Forks or even Barksdale....minus BQZips mom of course, she's a 1.0 Or is she a 0.1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finger Four Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Anything to keep your job... ... the former manager says, his boss then "demanded that (the manager) engage in intercourse with (his wife) while she inserted a finger in his anus. As before, (the manager) understood that his employment would be adversely affected if he did not comply." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineapigfury Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Beyond words. Can't fathom that thought process. Crazy wierd hot tub salesman thinks "How can I seal the deal on selling this hot tub to a total stranger? Brag about an employee's wife pegging me ... brilliant!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Leave it to the Japanese... Sega Begins Sales of Urine-Powered ‘Toylet’ Videogame Toylet, a urinal-mounted gaming device created by Sega, is now on the market for the general public according to the official Toylet twitter feed. The equipment starts at 140,000 yen ($1,748) with games costing 10,000 yen ($125) apiece, according to Engadget Japan. An optional box that accepts 10-yen coins as payment is also available for 25,000 yen ($312). Players interact with Toylet by urinating on a sensor placed inside the urinal that measures volume and pressure. That input controls the videogame, shown on a screen mounted at eye level. The games include filling coffee cans, squirting milk out of a tough guy’s nose and blowing wind up a girl’s skirt. Each game lasts less than a minute and can be followed by a advertisement placed by the operator. Toylets are designed to operate only in urinals and will not work in a traditional sit-down toilet. Also, the listed fees only include the cost of the machine itself — you’ve got to buy your own porcelain. The unorthodox game device turned heads last winter when Sega tested the machines in select Tokyo locations. Since then, it has placed them in establishments across the country. According to the official Toylet website, the games’ positive testimonials have a variety of benefits for business owners: Customers make less of a mess at the urinals, Toylet-advertised products sell twice as much, and overall sales rise because customers stay longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HercDude Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 http://deadspin.com/5906011/tim-mccarver-blames-climactic-change-for-the-increase-in-major-league-home-runs “It has not been proven, but I think ultimately it will be proven that the air is thinner now, there have been climactic changes over the last 50 years in the world, and I think that’s one of the reasons balls are carrying much better now than I remember.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 And we are all out of breath because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lj35driver Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I love my BMW, but I don't ever recall it giving me a hard on... http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2012/04/man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection-after-bike-ride/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I would be damn proud of a 20 monther. Damn proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) More schools thinking that waving the US flag might offend people and decided to take a stand...... Edited May 1, 2012 by Tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZwildcat Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 SEATTLE – Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn says he's making an emergency declaration allowing police to confiscate items that can be used as weapons following violent May Day protests that left storefronts and car windows shattered. Police said officers made at least two arrests after hundreds of people marched through downtown Tuesday afternoon. A 23-year-old man was arrested for vandalism and a 19-year-old man with a knife was also arrested. Protestors dressed in black clothing smashed windows of retail stores and banks, and spray-painted parked cars, reported Q13 FOX News. Niketown, American Apparel, HSBC, and Wells Fargo were among the businesses protestors vandalized. McGinn said protesters were using items that looked like flagpoles as weapons. He said his order would enable police to take those items away from people before they are used to cause damage. McGinn said his action would help protect public safety as protests continued into Tuesday evening. Read more: http://www.foxnews.c.../#ixzz1tfX76tJ6 Fvcking hippies! Time to break out the firehoses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuggyU2 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Foul. Worse. I'd call it 1st degree felony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineapigfury Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Fvcking hippies! Time to break out the firehoses... Sad, why couldn't they be smashing up a Hollisters instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grind Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Sad, why couldn't they be smashing up a Hollisters instead? American Apparel is just as gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Speechless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) Is that mom an organ donor? Belleville could use her skin. edit to add pic: Edited May 2, 2012 by nunya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breckey Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Link Weirdest terrorist plot ever. Let 'em try. The mighty Huey will be waiting for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmwalk Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Time to get your "mouse" swagger on! “the most entertaining aspects of all this were things we didn’t anticipate,” Erdman says. First, the scientists noticed that the yogurt-eating mice were incredibly shiny. Using both traditional histology techniques and cosmetic rating scales, the researchers showed that these animals had 10 times the active follicle density of other mice, resulting in luxuriantly silky fur. Then the researchers spotted something particular about the males: they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain “mouse swagger,” Erdman says. On measuring the males, they found that the testicles of the yogurt consumers were about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk-eating males. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=real-males-eat-yogurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach braff Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Air Force Takes Bronze in Sitting Volleyball Tournament http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123300727 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Man Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Air Force Takes Bronze in Sitting Volleyball Tournament http://www.af.mil/ne...sp?id=123300727 what's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrndPndr Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 what's your point? Yes, more to this story than meets the eye... FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Man Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 There is a apparantly a media covered interservice tournament where people compete in volleyball while sitting on the ground. are you trolling or just an idiot? there's a reason they're sitting... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach braff Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Oops - my bad I didn't realize what the Warrior Games were and the PA article failed to mention anything about them being wounded warriors. In this case - go Air Force. I guess the WTF is on PA for not explaining that. zb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Man Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I guess the WTF is on PA for not explaining that. zb Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now