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On 9/3/2022 at 9:27 AM, Boomer6 said:

Mississippi airport worker lands plane, taken into custody: Threatened to  crash into Tupelo Walmart - al.com

An airport worker who knew how to take off but not land stole a small airplane Saturday and threatened to crash it into a Walmart, circling for five hours over unnerved Mississippians before ending the flight safely in a soybean field where police arrested him...

https://www.al.com/news/2022/09/pilot-threatening-to-crash-plane-into-tupelo-walmart-stores-evacuated.html

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9 hours ago, arg said:

Why

You knew when they started correlating your ID card to your purchases to your PT test that it was only a matter of time.  Your next PHA is going to have a list of your groceries next to your BMI.  "I'm sorry, sir.  I know you have knee pain after your time as an 82nd ALO, but because you ate a box of Twinkies, your knee pain is grocery - not service - related. 0%"

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10 hours ago, arg said:

Why

Little Debbie is not woke.   

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1 hour ago, nunya said:

You knew when they started correlating your ID card to your purchases to your PT test that it was only a matter of time.  Your next PHA is going to have a list of your groceries next to your BMI.  "I'm sorry, sir.  I know you have knee pain after your time as an 82nd ALO, but because you ate a box of Twinkies, your knee pain is grocery - not service - related. 0%"

This is another good reason not to shop at the commissary. 

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1 hour ago, pawnman said:

This is another good reason not to shop at the commissary. 

That’s where I get my pork bellies to make bacon! 

 

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On 9/5/2022 at 6:45 AM, nunya said:

You knew when they started correlating your ID card to your purchases to your PT test that it was only a matter of time.  Your next PHA is going to have a list of your groceries next to your BMI.  "I'm sorry, sir.  I know you have knee pain after your time as an 82nd ALO, but because you ate a box of Twinkies, your knee pain is grocery - not service - related. 0%"

I know you're joking, but this really is going to be the future for life and disability insurance. Everyone knows how ads for recently purchased items with your credit card show up on Facebook. If it's that easy for FB to purchase your credit card transaction history, it'll be just as easy for any actuary to buy the same. "You 'say' you've never used tobacco products, but our records show you purchased vanilla cavendish at Smokey's Smoke Shop once a week for 20 years."

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2 hours ago, LumberjackAxe said:

You 'say' you've never used tobacco products, but our records show you purchased vanilla cavendish at Smokey's Smoke Shop once a week for 20 years."

“You said you only have a beer a week at max, but we see you bought 69 ammo bowls in one night. But then again, that’s got to be a mistake, nobody could possibly drink that much!”

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4 hours ago, LumberjackAxe said:

"You 'say' you've never used tobacco products, but our records show you purchased vanilla cavendish at Smokey's Smoke Shop once a week for 20 years."

That’s why you use cash! 🤫

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4 hours ago, McJay Pilot said:

That’s why you use cash! 🤫

Besides, it's better style...

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20 hours ago, McJay Pilot said:

That’s why you use cash! 🤫

It’s hard to order Cuban cigars from iHavana.com using cash though…

Or so I’ve heard. That cedar lined wooden box I have is for fung shei decorating purposes only.

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On 9/4/2022 at 9:54 PM, M2 said:

Seriously!  WTF?!?

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Little Debbie snacks are being retired from service at military commissaries

Pour one out for Little Debbie. 

The snack line, which includes Zebra Cakes, frosted mini donuts, and other cornerstones of commissary cuisine, will soon no longer be stocked at U.S. military bases...

 

To the shoe clerk(s) who thought this up...

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I remember these in pretty much every guard unit that I visited on my numerous tweet cross countries around the country. Usually the oval ones.

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46 minutes ago, bfargin said:

I remember these in pretty much every guard unit that I visited on my numerous tweet cross countries around the country. Usually the oval ones.

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Lol yep, you might still find one or two at my Guard base.  When I was a crew chief, we had an old master (Vietnam vet) who made it his mission to replace any that were taken off the urinals.  Dude had a stack of those stickers in his locker.  He's been retired a while now, but pops on base occasionally to hit up the shopette.  Oddly, I'd find one of those stickers after seeing him lol.   

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'Visa, Mastercard, AmEx to start categorizing gun shop sales'

Payment processor Visa Inc. said Saturday that it plans to start separately categorizing sales at gun shops, a major win for gun control advocates who say it will help better track suspicious surges of gun sales that could be a prelude to a mass shooting.

Visa said it would adopt the International Organization for Standardization’s new merchant code for gun sales, which was announced on Friday. Until Friday, gun store sales were considered “general merchandise."

Visa’s adoption is significant as the largest payment network, and with Mastercard and AmeEx, will likely put pressure on the banks as the card issuers to adopt the standard as well. Visa acts as a middleman between merchants and banks, and it will be up to banks to decide whether they will allow sales at gun stores to happen on their issued cards.

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Visa, Mastercard, AmEx to start categorizing gun shop sales - Washington Times

 

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'Visa, Mastercard, AmEx to start categorizing gun shop sales'

Payment processor Visa Inc. said Saturday that it plans to start separately categorizing sales at gun shops, a major win for gun control advocates who say it will help better track suspicious surges of gun sales that could be a prelude to a mass shooting.
Visa said it would adopt the International Organization for Standardization’s new merchant code for gun sales, which was announced on Friday. Until Friday, gun store sales were considered “general merchandise."
Visa’s adoption is significant as the largest payment network, and with Mastercard and AmeEx, will likely put pressure on the banks as the card issuers to adopt the standard as well. Visa acts as a middleman between merchants and banks, and it will be up to banks to decide whether they will allow sales at gun stores to happen on their issued cards.
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Visa, Mastercard, AmEx to start categorizing gun shop sales - Washington Times
 

I recall at one point Citi had placed restrictions on their cards for certain gun purchases. I was hoping to use that as an excuse to not use my GTC since the government was now forcing us to sign a contract with a politically-partisan company.


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