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Too busy pretending everything is ok.

Never trust an Air Force pilot who doesn't list their MWS anywhere easy to find in their bio. Apparently, he's just a "combat pilot". A Dr. should be smart enough to line up those air medal clusters a little better. Looks like a drunk kindergarten student set up that ribbon rack. Clown. It almost looks like he used mini clusters lol. Edit: Slick wing Major? Lol Looks like he stands around 5'3" as well. Some wanna be WIC patch. No MWS listed, just Dr. BS. Lol all I need to know. Next CSAF! DP #1 of my gay servicemen who dont really like being a pilot but love acting the part. He also strikes me as the kind of "pilot" that has an excuse for everything hes fucking up. The "I was just going to do that..." type of dude. Those guys are fun.

Guns for the rich and corrupt (law Biden citizens) but not for the law abiding citizens lol. Fucking idiots. How anyone can read those articles and not smell horse shit is beyond me. Edit: This is the most "Idiocracy" thing yet. Our country is doomed because of political party obedience. I hate saying this but "what if" Hunter was not the president's son, would he be serving time, yes. Oh and what if he was just a regular black man? He would be locked up and serving time already. If somebody explained this to the media outlets listed above, they'd implode like a titanic submersible.

These make good generals lol. Id like to see him do a sit up lol. Not in a sexual way but for comedy lol.

The cool thing about this path (besides the fact that Robin Olds would respect you) is that you can smoke cigarettes and get fucked up again in public. Its like being in UPT but you have wings, a paycheck and the street cred to act like a bad ass. Congrats man! P.S. The bar chicks' tits are a little saggier than back in the UPT days and they're probably living in the trailer park by the bar, lol but who cares at this point in life. You're a fucking pilot!

Those will bounce!

Thank social media, weak minded people and human vanity.

Same here. There better be something that bounces under that shirt. Lol

I didn't even notice.

I'd like to add mob mentality to this. Most people, in the civilian world, are scared. They will follow what they are told to because of jail, social status (made 100 x worse due to social media), fines, its a sin (church goers), national pride, because its cool, because my favorite sports/media personality thinks that way. The majority of humans lack creativity, independent thought, individuality, spines, the ability to articulate thoughts without getting mad and, in layman's terms, the nutsack to tell people how they really feel. This is what is wrong. Quit picking a side and stand up for what you believe in (what YOU believe in, not what someone else told you to). Us common folk have way more in common than what currently occupies the leadership seats throughout America and the rest of the world. Get rid of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all the other shit that makes us feel good about what we just ate for lunch. Stop following the mainstream media. What they cover is not important but its pure fucking propaganda for whatever side you're on. There are more idiots in the City. Nothing has ever changed there. Our government is corrupt. How do we fix this? That should be what we're talking about. Not about who's right. They (The government leaders) aren't working for us anymore, they work for themselves. Edit: "Culture" is being used by our leaders to divide us. Who cares what someone, who you personally dont know, did 200 years ago? That doesn't define you. Who fucking cares? I really dont hate the English, I should, because that's how we're supposed to be. We're supposed to be mad about things people did hundreds of years ago. Lol. I dont hate Yankees, I should, because my family faught for the C.S.A. My great, great, Granpa (Mom's side, Dad's side was in Ireland starving to death) was in the 27th Regiment, Alabama Infantry. He killed a few Yankees. Does that define me? No. Edit 2: Our "unique" cultures will become more and more alike as time progresses. Because of the internet. In Amercia, there is a culture of wanting something for nothing and blaming others for your laziness. Thats what's cool. It's someone else's fault I'm a disgusting fat body with 10 kids, no job, looking for the father of my children. That's definitely the English's fault lol.

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Karma is a bitch named "Give me your car". Lol They are so out of touch its funny. Edit: Its only a big deal when shit gets real for them (the elite braindead leaders). My aunt (Army national guard soldier) was murdered while at a stop light on Dec 16, 1991 at approximately 2300 hours by three armed black men. I found out on my birthday, Dec 17, the following morning when I heard my mom screaming at around 3 am. My mom had to identify my aunt (my mom's baby sister), they used a high power rifle from three feet away. She had to identify my aunt by her hands. Every few years I read the transcript from court, so I can write the parole board to keep them locked up. The guys killed her for fun. Thats it. They pulled up next to her and shot her and drove off. The guy who pulled the trigger, was on Oprah a few years ago. She did an interview with him from prison. She was praising him for being a good prisoner but she (Oprah) never once mentioned my aunt.. or what that bastard did to her. The rich are out of fucking touch with the rest of us. Edit: This is a link. That's my Aunt Lucy in the article holding a picture of my Aunt Julia. https://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/crime/2015/02/11/parole-denied-three-drive-shootings/23235961/ I left Alabama a few years after my Aunt's murder. Edit: Oh yeah, not one word about racism either. They targeted my aunt because she was white. Not one mention about this anywhere...ever. The President didn't give a speech, the rich Hollywood types and NBA and professional sports fags didn't say anything. She was in a parked car at a red light. She had just dropped off Christmas presents for my cousins and myself at my grandmother's house. Oh yeah, my grandfather (who flew in WWII, Korea and Vietnam) got to live through this event. He died a year later. Once again, fuck the rich and powerful and the gay horses they rode in on. If one if those pieces of shit ever gets out, they're gonna have a lot of nice guys waiting to give them a ride home. I'd definitely make one more trek back to the Heart of Dixie to visit them. I'll go to jail to make sure they never see freedom. Get some.

This dude makes songs that are usually hilarious to me (he mixes Slayer with the B52s (love shack not BUFFs lol) and shit like that). This one is good lol. Parentheses lol

The Duke City. What a clusterfuck of a town. It kinda reminds me of Barter Town in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Lol. Dont get shanked by a transgender Native on central. Lol

Winner. This is an acceptable answer. This dude flew helos. Answer: It’s mission specific. Roberta would probably say something about Apaches and Cobras lol and I’d laugh. Most US Military helicopters have been designed for the right seater to be the AC. Various missions/training sorties result in various seat positions. When I flew single pilot FCF flights in the Huey, I was required to fly in the right seat. All the important shit is on the Right seat collective and cyclic while the whole aircraft is designed around the right seater being in charge. The Huey didn’t have autopilot, so on an operational mission in the mountains I’d sit in the right seat as well. I didn’t want to fuck around in a hover trying to let the new guy get some experience with a dude dangling out of the aircraft. Doing escort missions, no hoist, I’d switch seats (not if the co was too new). Definitely on a training sortie I’d let the co sit in the right seat but in real life, if dude was too new and the flying environment was questionable, he’d be on the left. Sometimes we flew missions with a FE in the left seat. No copilot. Paves will differ as with USA, USN and USMC helos but for the most part, they follow something similar to this or what @Bigred described. Edit: If I was giving an evaluation to someone as badass as Roberta, I wouldn’t just ask her yes or no answers. I wanna know how she thinks (I learned shit doing this as an Evaluator while giving checkrides, sometimes the knowledge I gained was useful). This would never be a question I’d ask a real helicopter pilot/sma, but I’d definitely throw a softball like this to person who never stepped foot in a US helo but claimed they did time in one. Remember, Roberta flew Hueys, Pavelows and Pavehawks. She would know the answer. Lol Oh and she's a Viper driver as well. Lol

The midget was English! That jealous little bastard... Lol

Can you make it to retirement or perhaps stay afloat long enough to jump to an ANG unit? If so, in reality you are in a good position to just be a flier. Nothing wrong with that, the squadrons always need a few flying silverbacks. For flying mentorship. The young dudes dont learn how to "fly" from their CCs and DOs, its those crusty Majors and Lt Cols (and a few 2nd assignment dudes) that keep the young dudes in check or pass good flying knowledge down. There is a difference between the flying airforce and the promotion airforce lol.

I think its funny. Being a Californian, I think Texas should keep bussing them here and everywhere else in the US. Its funny watching the "leaders" lose their mind trying to explain why we can't handle more "illegals" all the while acting like we don't have a problem. Its not the "they're taking our jobs" aspect, there isnt much hope there either. I see quite a few "undocumented people" living in Coyote Creek by my house. They aren't coming here and getting easy jobs as much as they used to (economic problems, here in the US, no, it can't be). It's more of escaping an even shittier life than living in a ditch by Biff's house. I don't care about the illegal immigrant problem, I care more about the hypocrisy coming out of the liberal mouths that claim we can help, when we actually can't anymore. If we (CA) can't handle a bus of Spaniards shipped from Texas, admit that there is a problem. Fucking idiots rule the US. I wish I was exaggerating.

Good thing you're not Roberta lol.

I didn't get promoted because Im Irish Catholic from Donegal. I blame the English.. Everything is their fault. Genocide is a bitch lol.

I have experience not being promoted. I retired in 2018 as a twice passed over O-3E. I made O-4 after I retired (board was not on time and convened too late to matter lol) got the certificate and everything. Nobody but your peers care about how good of stick you are (sts). It's unfortunate, but that's the way it was when I was in. I wrote awards for my airmen, I helped write OTS packages for a few (one even became an 11H) but refused to write any for myself. I loved flying and my brothers and sisters (there were some bad ass female 11Hs) I flew with. I had some awesome Sq/CCs and DOs as an 11H as well. But if you’re not in the plan, it doesn't matter. I had a clean record (No trouble), I just chose to stay at the squadron level instead of taking the jobs that get you promoted. Prior to my promotion boards, I was a flt CC in a big squadron, I was the CCV/Chief for a few years in another one while balancing the budget for that sqd as well. I didn't care if it looked bad on my record, it was what I needed to do to help my CC at the time, he was my brother. If your peers were in charge of promoting people, the good sticks would have an edge but that's not how it worked when I was in. The board doesn't care if you can fly the shit our of your MWS, they are looking for the "clues" from leadership that you're part of the plan. Edit 2: Nothing against my 11H CCs and DOs all solid (for the most part lol). They told me it was a bad idea to just fly. I just liked it too much.. lol and beer and ladies lol.

@O Face Thanks kindly sir, you are a gentleman. Hat's tipped and monocle wink. On another note. Take a look at Clooney's face in this scene. She just crop dusted him and he loved it. 😆 @HossHarris , @brabus. I'm still pissed about this. It was total BS, it covered more of my face than those granny panties i typically wore. My attorneys are fighting Mr. Bastian about this one. It's still not over. Until then, I'll bum rides with NK, they let me wear/do pretty much anything i want.