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This. Fo sho Edit: Or a warrior with a big fucking brain. I'll take a few of those please.

At least my son in the USN has health insurance. Lol.

This. Not only am I client, I'm also the prior-e club president. It would be sad f it wasn't so true.

I know nice guys get you killed. By cool in the cockpit, I mean i'd fly a shitty mission with them and not worry.. Not that we'd drop acid (or shrooms) and pull fire hanldes in flight just because... @brabus

I won't call them out personally in the forum. I still respect them. Most were from the 53, a few from the MC community.. good fucking pilots (the best AF pilots) but weirdos in the sunshine. I repspect the bad leaders as good pilots... Shit I didn't even make Major. BUT Loved flying... I admit I needed to stay at the tactical level. Others (not always your top pilots) are meant for the bigger picture decisions. Not throwing spears at the 53 or MC communities, 99 percent were awesome but for some reason there were a few selected for O-6, when I was in, that seemed a little narcissistic. Once again, great pilots but you can't bang 1C's your whole life.

No one will. Just because you have golden hands doesn't make you a good general officer. I flew with a couple AFSOC O-6s in my life. They were always good sticks and some were cool as fuck in the cockpit. But my god, they shouldn't have been leading outside of a squadron level.

This. Never trust an 11H general.. what was he doing while the boys were having fun in the 53?

I pissed and shit myself reading this! Thats a LOL brother...for real We're having our next sale on New Years day! Don't miss out on the Big Henry buy two for one deal. We also call that the "General" special..

I was an O-3E.. I have an excuse. I knew my aircraft and could fly that mother fucker better than most.. Ask someone. I'll get the mission done but I wasn't the guy to send to the staff meeting in place of the CC. They only made that mistake once lol. COLs didn't like me because I told them the truth. They liked me as a pilot though. Especially on shitty missions. I like being a toddler. I like to argue with my 👊 . If they ever call me out of retirement to go kill more bad guys. I'll be ready. Just don't expect me to act like English royalty while I wear the uniform. Break Break. Russsia sucks.

This. Break, Break You're gonna be fine. Seriously look at what @Springer said too. You get to see titties in civilian helos also, those 6 fingered bithes don't care what you fly. Neither should you. Helos are fun but. For real.

Nice!

They're out there. Tell those six fingered bastards that @RASH and @Lord Ratner have their child support. Biff always escapes without having to pay a dime. Edit: I thought it was weird that those chicks in Dirndls always wear mittens around me.

I have no idea what I was typing a few nights ago. Edit: That was SrA Biff. I was hanging with some family and he came by to say hello. He's upset that you cant buy penthouse on base anymore.

I'd like to get that job and do it remotley from somewhere nasty. Like Songtan? @brabus I'd prefer somewhere more towards Thailand, the PI, Spain, Germany or Ireland (Fuck Enlgland). STAFF MEETING: GEN Buttlove: "Biff, how are the zoomies doing on the internet?" Biff: "What?.. .I mean. Great Sir"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox40.com/news/california-connection/new-firearms-related-laws-california-2024/amp/ I'm gonna have to start a weapons smuggling ring buying legal weapons in the US and taking them to other places in the US. Newsom likes guns in his butt.

Yeap

I just purchased a Beretta M9. For nostalgia. I never thought I'd like to see one of those again. CA is making me wait two weeks for a M9. There's another purchase I made for xmas..(Ruger 9mm Carbine) they can't give that one until two weeks after the M9 or something like that. I liked the Deep South because you can buy shotguns at Wal-Mart. Or an M9 at McDonald's. And the GD BBQ I like CA because in approximately 1.5 months that Ruger will cost twice as much due to taxes. It's almost as hard purchasing ammo. But I can buy shrooms at the tobacco store. Fucking nuts.

This

This!!! Hell yeah 08Dawg!

Wow. I just woke up and read what I wrote. Have a laugh on me. Sometimes SrA Biff strikes without warning and Capt Biff couldn't stop him lol. Woohoo.

Too much. It was fun though. It was SrA Biff. He showed up unexpectedly. Merry Xmas Sir!

Get a guard job doing mx or something related to flying. Hang with the pilots and aircrew (pointy nose or enlisted guys showing you their ballsack from chalk 2 position 50 feet (lol 50 feet sometimes divided by 10) i saw gray ball hair. 😆 Get a job flying wherever they fly . UPS, Fire bombing, Flying gay helicopters into hairy shit and pulling dudes off ...thats the best. Pulling men off lol. Or. Fly for fun. You'd be a good asset to the USAF with the knowledge you gained in UPT. Regardless if you finish. I repspect all my bros. Even the ones who became intel and.mx.officers or CROs and even missileer. Do they still wear bags? You'll be fine. I wanted to be an NBA player but I remembered that im 5'8" (almost 69). You're gonna be fine.

Excellent man!!!! No crayons were hurt making this...

If you RON in LAX or SNA let me know. We'll have a good time brother lol. No mushrooms and jump seating. I lost my physical for PTSD not tripping balls and pulling fire handles on an aircraft Im not rated in.....dumbass. that guy is not welcome . I only pull fire hanldes when Im sure we're on fire. He obviously wasnt USAF lol.. Edit: I have a pool table and no flight physical. Give me a buddy pass and I'll tell my wife im surfing lol. Let do this. Helos get it done. I won't pull the fire handles unless Im in a jungle jet...the nice one. E-175. I LIVE LIKE I JUST GOT HOME. I can't fly anymore. I miss it. Sometimes i miss the sight of tracer rounds skipping into the air. It was beautiful!!!! I miss seeing strange all-over the world. UNCLE SAM is paying me well to live the endless summer. Dont call maneuvers as a fucking wingman. STFO. Also don't forget to switch to B at the right time or something will try to kill you. BIFF