Bergman Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Sweet...debrief done in under two hours!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amcflyboy Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Strike from record, any pilot may deal with this. How bout.. "I really like instrument flying" "Fix to fix is so easy" "I prefer the instrument approach" "Sure, I'll go to AIS" "My wife is sure looking forward to that white jet assignment" "I'm sure looking forward to that white jet assignment" "MC-12, that will be cool" "Back to Kunsan again? Bring it!" Whoa whoa whoa! AIS was a ton of fun! Lots and lots of drinking in OKC....and oh yeah, instruments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagasticks Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "those tit's are too-big" "her waist is too small" "I'd like to buy a ZIma for the chick at the end of the bar.. the one in 501's and a flannel" "negative, on the overhead... I'll take vectors ILS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royal Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Old Crow? Why, are we all out of wine coolers?" "I feel like I've got a much better idea of the Air Force mission after finishing SoS." "I'm glad I get sent to ACSC early; I was tired of being in the jet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeA10 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Empty the gun?? Can't I just use the limit switch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAMInated Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "NT-ISR is the heat!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Sweep Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 "please" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFM this Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 "Empty the gun?? Can't I just use the limit switch?" Hey, Top 3, you told me to fire out the gun and the EOR crew didn't fuck with the limiter. No problems here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagasticks Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 (edited) "My tail number is 91-0188" Edited July 7, 2012 by bagasticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAMInated Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 "My tail number is 91-0188" Cuz no one has tails that new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 My jet at Shaw was a 97 and we had 01 tails on the ramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetter Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 My jet at Shaw was a 97 and we had 01 tails on the ramp. I'll take my 81 model with 30mm over your 01 model with 20mm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Nice job out there today, two. I hope the weather sucks again tonight. That AAA looked really pretty tonight. I enjoy listening to the heavy guys call in their SAFIRE reports when they land. I like it when they dent the jet with the boom. I think we should bump the bingo up a bit. I hope the BUFF lands early and FODs the runway in the middle of the RF/ME recovery again tonight. I really feel inadequate because I can't land on a carrier. Thank God they did away with Tailhook, that was always lame. I'm glad they closed Clark, that place was no fun. Hell yes I'm a volunteer for another pond crossing. I like the way Korea smells. It's fun to fly a jet to the boneyard. Pope was a great place to be stationed. SANDY 1 is a joke. I hate Nellis. I'm glad it isn't like it used to be before there were chicks flying fighters. I'm glad we didn't expend anything tonight, I'm tired of having to support those fucking guys on the ground all the time. I hate FSWD sorties. I'm sure glad they pulled all six Hog squadrons out of Alconbury, Bentwaters and Woody. I'm glad they closed Myrtle Beach. Fuck, they just put new targets on the 60s and they probably still have gas in some of them and I was really starting to enjoy hammering those old hulks. Playing crud with heavy guys is so fun. Awesome, zero use or lose again this year. My wife doesn't mind it here, she knows the flying is great and that is all that matters to her. I would like to volunteer to do the first couple weeks at the CAOC when this thing kicks off, I think the good sorties are going to last a long time so I'll get plenty later. I'm glad they stopped the lingerie nights at the O'Club. That was degrading to women. I'm glad they did away with all you can eat king crab legs at the O'Club. That sucked and who wants to cough up $10.99? Those fucking Navy guys really showed attention to detail in their planning and execution again tonight. The Predator didn't get in my way once tonight. I don't really want to RON at Oceana on this XC, a carrier just sailed. I don't like shooting Mavericks. I'm glad things calmed down before we showed up in the target area. No bet today, I don't think we should compete against each other all the time. I like it when they scatter before we can target them, it saves the taxpayers money if we bring ordnance back. The ROE is too simple. I wish the smart pack font was smaller. Cool, I'm flying with the boss on my wing today. I didn't mind flying on the wing in the weather tonight. I'm not comfortable killing these guys. I hope I can become a SEFE soon. The ASOC really was helpful tonight. I love giving instrument check rides. I don't really want to upgrade. I hate getting stuck sitting in sniffer's row. Wall to wall JDAM, awesome! IFR to the max extent possible. I prefer flying on the wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azimuth Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Cuz no one has tails that new. Mudhens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skitzo Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Wow, the Group needs someone to be the POC for CFC...sounds like a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JarheadBoom Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 [<-- kicks the hornet's nest, then just stands there...] "Hey boom, how 'bout I just hold my position and let you make the contact?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patcho Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 (edited) --------- UNBELIEVABLY HUGE LIST THAT PRETTY MUCH COVERS EVERYTHING ----------- You win! Edited July 8, 2012 by Patcho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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