Ram Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Like the UPT bio memo, only better! This is making the rounds on the ol' NIPR global email. The email forward chain I read has it bouncing all over the world...Pentagon, AFCENT, the ROK, Japan. It's everywhere. To me, it looks like she cut/pasted her MySpace page into a PowerPoint. Hilarious that she's serious, but sad that she's an officer with 2 degrees and she can't communicate intelligently. I guess a Master's degree ain't the true measure of an officer... EDIT: The file is too large to upload to BO.net. Click this link to download: http://www.4shared.c...Mmfvb/CJ-8.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortbus Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 What's amazing to me is she graduated from "collage" w/ a 3.3 and Naval postgraduate w/ a 3.5 GPA! Been looking at this for a the past two days, it's still funny.. Slide 7 is epic - view as slideshow for full experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BolterKing Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 This arrived in Afghanistan a few weeks ago. I'm still waiting for the chance to use slide 7 in my own power point hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ Kind Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) Dear. God. Edit: If only to be the first on the dogpile.... She obviously lacks BQZip's .ppt skillz. Edited March 3, 2012 by Champ Kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2flyagainsoon Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Saw this last weak, we went to da same skule. I hope she becums very sukseful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestik Møøse Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Why does she hate "s" so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) Dear. God. Edit: If only to be the first on the dogpile.... She obviously lacks BQZip's .ppt skillz. I know... What do you mean that wasn't a compliment? What's up with the awkward poses? Edited March 3, 2012 by BQZip01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 You really lose something posting it like that...the animations are something to behold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sim Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 So this is the way Navy operates.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grind Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 She must be related to the 419 scammers that blow up my spam folder, because that is some awesome grammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitteEinBit Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I call BS on the inflated GPAs...either that or she never wrote a paper in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortbus Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I call BS on the inflated GPAs...either that or she never wrote a paper in college. Well, she actually attended collage. Maybe they grade differently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theat6bisasham Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 There is no way this is real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon_Tanerite Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I'm on the fence with this one. I've seen enough drooling retards in the military to believe that this could indeed be legit. I've got this funny feeling that she is one of those people who makes it clear exactly what would happen to her boss if she were held to a standard fitting for rank and responsibility (and I'll leave it at that). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitman Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 One of her goals is "read the Bible in it entity". What a reetard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEVIL Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Her .ppt is all well and good, but my greatest concern with whether or not she drives 30 or 31. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravedigger Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonDawg Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 3. I forgot this point. It’s enough to know that it was very important. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I couldn't care less about her lack of grammar skills. The fact that she uses TWO panthers and a SWAT team animation rates this as "AWESOME" in my ranking of .ppt presentations. I've already requested my local comm squadron enforce the inclusion of panthers on all future CBT presentations at my location... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Rainman was wrong. Next time he wants to open his pie hole about powerpoint skills being unimportant, he needs to think of Raspberry. This is a huge win for BQZip and is his alone. Keep it up BQZip No, no...don't help 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirkDiggler Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Is this PPT where Daniel Tosh got his idea for "high fashion"?.......couldn't help but think that was the funniest part of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaJu Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Can't resist. Besides the "#1 of 19" ranking that is betrayed by Raspberry's presentation, the other dead giveaway that this whole thing is a prank is the GPA. There is no way in holy hell that the Navy would run a grad school dishing out a 3.5 GPA to someone who earned a 3.3 at Southern University! Southern University? Are you $hitting me?! You guys really got trolled with this one if you believe Southern University is academically more rigorous than the Navy. I'll leave it to the baseops investigation team to dig out the other obvious giveaways. Her degrees are in engineering. I absolutely find it possible that one could be a whiz when it comes to physics but have the grammatical skills of a 12 year old. I mean really, how many extensive, analytical papers do engineering majors write in college? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 This PowerPoint is awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usaf36031 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I was surfing wikipedia and came across this picture. Is this her!? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy_070919-N-5319A-008_Two_Sailors_shows_off_the_prototype_uniform_for_service_dress_khaki,_a_throwback_to_the_traditional_WWII_style_uniform.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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