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Every person in this picture looks like they could be a transsexual.

So he/she is/was a dude, who apparently still likes chicks because he/she is living with one and now he/she gets to shower with a bunch of college coeds (albeit ugly ones).....

Also, there is no ######ing way this would fly with an NCAA Div I team....I know this is a bit of an extreme but as this becomes more and more accpetable what happens if a coach gets a stacked team because an all-star male goes transgender? How is that fair in the spirit of competition?

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So he/she is/was a dude, who apparently still likes chicks because he/she is living with one and now he/she gets to shower with a bunch of college coeds (albeit ugly ones)..... Also, there is no ######ing way this would fly with an NCAA Div I team....I know this is a bit of an extreme but as this becomes more and more accpetable what happens if a coach gets a stacked team because an all-star male goes transgender? How is that fair in the spirit of competition?

Even funnier, the dude/chick/whatever is 6-foot-8, a cranium taller than everyone on his/her/its team; yet he/she/it only scored three points during a woman's basketball game?!?

And a transsexual lesbian, that's takes some time to figure out...

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Even funnier, the dude/chick/whatever is 6-foot-8, a cranium taller than everyone on his/her/its team; yet he/she/it only scored three points during a woman's basketball game?!?

And a transsexual lesbian, that's takes some time to figure out...

A 50 year old transexual lesbian that is 6-foot-8 and playing women's college basketball!

People can't make this crap up....

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This dude got scalped in 1864 by the Sioux; he was 13 at the time. Here's a photo of him 26 years after the attack. What a beast of a man. Further reading

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The drivers and teamsters of the wagon train were no match for the Indian warriors, and they were all tortured and killed. Young McGee watched helplessly as their blood was shed, and then he was taken before Little Turtle. The chief decided that he would kill the boy himself, and he put a bullet in McGee's back. The boy fell to the ground, still alive and conscious, and Little Turtle put two arrows through him, pinning him down. And then the chief took out his blade and removed sixty four square inches from McGee's head, starting just behind the ears. As he lay on the ground more Indians came upon him and poked him full of more holes with knives and spears.
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Whittemore was born in England. He came to North America in 1745 as an officer in the British Army, where he fought in King George's War (1744-48). He was involved in the capture of the French stronghold, Fort Louisburg. After the war he stayed in the colonies, settling in Menotomy, Massachusetts (present-day Arlington). He subsequently fought in the French and Indian War (1754-63) at the age of 64, once again assisting in the capture of Fort Louisburg.[2]

On April 19, 1775, British forces were returning to Boston from the Battles of Lexington and Concord, the opening engagements of the war. On their march they were continually shot at by colonial militiamen.

Whittemore was in his fields when he spotted an approaching British relief brigade under Earl Percy, sent to assist the retreat. Whittemore loaded his musket and ambushed the British from behind a nearby stone wall, killing one soldier. He then drew his dueling pistols and killed a grenadier and mortally wounded a second. By the time Whittemore had fired his third shot, a British detachment reached his position; Whittemore drew his sword and attacked. He was shot in the face, bayoneted thirteen times, and left for dead in a pool of blood. He was found alive, trying to load his musket to fight again. He was taken to Dr. Cotton Tufts of Medford, who perceived no hope for his survival. However, Whittemore lived another 18 years until dying of natural causes at the age of 98.

https://www.badassoftheweek.com/whittemore.html

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https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4593682.stm

Guy rakes his leaves, then starts to burn them. Finds a mouse inside his house, throws said mouse into pile of burning leaves. Mouse is pissed, on fire, runs into his house and burns the house down.

CF1: Alcohol?

CF2: Poor in-home firefighting skillz

EE1: Putting mouse in fire

EE2: Fire not big enough to kill immediately

RC: Bad ass mouse

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https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4593682.stm

Guy rakes his leaves, then starts to burn them. Finds a mouse inside his house, throws said mouse into pile of burning leaves. Mouse is pissed, on fire, runs into his house and burns the house down.

CF1: Alcohol?

CF2: Poor in-home firefighting skillz

EE1: Putting mouse in fire

EE2: Fire not big enough to kill immediately

RC: Bad ass mouse

LL: Get pussy to remove bad ass mice.

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