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Laughed my ass off at that bit... Fuck "Soulja Boy"... He's a squirt of syphilitic dog jizz. I hope his career goes in the toilet and he has to make a living working a festering cum encrusted glory hole in the nastiest truck stop bathroom in South Louisiana.

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  • In a gesture of goodwill, Southwest named a row of seats after her.

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    Been doing this long enough now to see the slide from something I dreamed of doing all my life to something that is absolutely unbearable at times.  Dad flew for 28 years before me and both of my gran

  • No dog in the fight.  But the 480FS Wikipedia page has an awesome “Woke era to present write up.” never seen that before must be a new AF Historian.

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Col. Latifa Nabizada, the only female pilot in the history of Afghan aviation, travels to some of the most remote and dangerous corners of her country with a devoted partner next to her in the cockpit – her 5-year-old daughter Malalai.

This makes the dude that brought his kid to the ATC tower clearing people for t/o like a minor infraction

OK, WTF is Andy Warhol, Grace Jones, Bill Boggs, Mason Reese, Dina Merrill, and Gordon Parks (A) doing in the same damned photo, and (B) jogging?!?

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Serious, I haven't a fucking clue! :bash:

And if we didn't have enough tragedy in the world, everyone's favorite celebrity lookalike midget pornstar gets eaten to death in a badger den. Unfortunately, the forensics team has yet to conclude whether or not Foster was polished off by a honey badger. As we all know honey badgers are notorious for their diet of pint sized doppelganger adult film performers.

Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger

U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.

According to Sunday Sport's follow-up account, Foster was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales." They write that "expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow." (I have no idea what fingertip technology is, but I imagine it's akin to one of those claw cranes you find in arcades and drugstores.)

Officials have not yet ruled out suicide, and adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh's comments — in which he intimates that Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf — certainly don't invalidate the possibility:

"Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business."

It's more than a little curious that the internet, aka God's porn dumping grounds, contains not a single reference to either Percy or Dexter prior to these two news items. But that's just the cynic in me talking. So tonight, we pour out a little (and I do mean little) gin in memory of poor Percy. We may never get to see his work in Midget MasterChef: Assbasters 7, but his memory will live on all the same.

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This makes the dude that brought his kid to the ATC tower clearing people for t/o like a minor infraction

At least he was awake!

Chinese condoms too small for South Africans: report

Fri, Sep 16, 2011....

A South African court has blocked the government from buying 11 million Chinese condoms, saying they are too small, a newspaper reported Friday.

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At the risk of sounding racist...why does this not surprise me.

A trip down memory lane through the upper rat hole door...

Wow, I've heard of "Take your daughter to work" day but that is crazy.

Remember: Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

A trip down memory lane through the upper rat hole door...

ATTENTION IN THE FACILITY!!

If I've learned one thing, it's that it is difficult to get a good nights sleep while cuddling up to a bucket of urine.

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A trip down memory lane through the upper rat hole door...

Another one...

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you suck.

Holy crap..that's still on the "playlist"?? I heard that wayyyyyyyy back in '84...ah the memories.

Earlier today I had a pretty generic question for finance. They apparently are gone for the day, so I called another base. And another. And another. I tried them all a couple of times, but Laughlin, McChord and Hickam seem to be MIA. Travis answered, and the airman was very helpful. As for the other bases...WTF, finance??

Earlier today I had a pretty generic question for finance. They apparently are gone for the day, so I called another base. And another. And another. I tried them all a couple of times, but Laughlin, McChord and Hickam seem to be MIA. Travis answered, and the airman was very helpful. As for the other bases...WTF, finance??

The fact you could even find all their numbers is quite the feat by itself! Ramstein finance used to list the most erroneous phone numbers to avoid having to pick up the phone and actually interact with people....maybe even help them out.

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I loved the comments. Made me laugh.

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