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31 minutes ago, Sua Sponte said:

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/air-force-71st-student-squadron-relieved/

Removed less than a month after taking over. That has to be some kind of record.

I have no direct knowledge of what occurred.  That being said, I was stationed with/served with this individual and he had a habit of putting his genitalia where it didn’t belong.

4 hours ago, DirkDiggler said:

I have no direct knowledge of what occurred.  That being said, I was stationed with/served with this individual and he had a habit of putting his genitalia where it didn’t belong.

Probably still not as dramatic as the T-38 commander who got caught tag teaming a student with a SIM instructor. 

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1 minute ago, Lord Ratner said:

Probably still not as dramatic as the T-38 commander who got tag teaming a student with a SIM instructor. 

Is that frowned upon now?

1 hour ago, uhhello said:

Is that frowned upon now?

Only a fighter pilot could make going to jail for banging a student worse by adding a second dick to the party. Even Biff knows better than that!

11 hours ago, Lord Ratner said:

Probably still not as dramatic as the T-38 commander who got caught tag teaming a student with a SIM instructor. 

I haven't heard this story, do tell.

14 hours ago, Lord Ratner said:

Probably still not as dramatic as the T-38 commander who got caught tag teaming a student with a SIM instructor. 

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15 hours ago, Lord Ratner said:

Only a fighter pilot could make going to jail for banging a student worse by adding a second dick to the party. Even Biff knows better than that!

T38 Commander known for being a bro who can push it up. Ends up sleeping with a student who's lady parts have had more instructors inside than the average RSU. That somehow escalates to tag-teaming said student with one of the blue-suit sim instructors, where photos are taken just in case they'd forget the gay-adjacent threesome that put three separate careers in jeopardy. Then the sim IP mistakenly emails said photos to the base's most popular barber, who had more connections than Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood fixer. 

She deleted them, but when OSI "interviewed" the sim IP about a rumor that his genitals were flying CT formation with a certain commander in unauthorized airspace, he went off on a rant about that "dumb bitch" barber who is always spreading lies. OSI decided they might want to talk to the barber-they-previously-knew-absolutely-nothing-about, who told them she didn't really look at the pictures in the email and it doesn't matter because she deleted them a long time ago.

 

But OSI decided to cast a resurrection spell on her inbox with their magical subpoena crystals, and sure enough the investigators suddenly had everything they needed. 

 

If you know any of the characters in this tale, please keep it to yourself. They all went through enough, especially the spouse and children of the eventually-jailed Commander.

 

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3 hours ago, Lord Ratner said:

T38 Commander known for being a bro who can push it up. Ends up sleeping with a student who's lady parts have had more instructors inside than the average RSU. That somehow escalates to tag-teaming said student with one of the blue-suit sim instructors, where photos are taken just in case they'd forget the gay-adjacent threesome that put three separate careers in jeopardy. Then the sim IP mistakenly emails said photos to the base's most popular barber, who had more connections than Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood fixer. 

She deleted them, but when OSI "interviewed" the sim IP about a rumor that his genitals were flying CT formation with a certain commander in unauthorized airspace, he went off on a rant about that "dumb bitch" barber who is always spreading lies. OSI decided they might want to talk to the barber-they-previously-knew-absolutely-nothing-about, who told them she didn't really look at the pictures in the email and it doesn't matter because she deleted them a long time ago.

 

But OSI decided to cast a resurrection spell on her inbox with their magical subpoena crystals, and sure enough the investigators suddenly had everything they needed. 

 

If you know any of the characters in this tale, please keep it to yourself. They all went through enough, especially the spouse and children of the eventually-jailed Commander.

 

I wonder what charge code the instructor used on his time card for the tag team?

4 minutes ago, Sua Sponte said:

I wonder what charge code the instructor used on his time card for the tag team?

Obviously Contact Time……

8 hours ago, Lord Ratner said:

T38 Commander known for being a bro who can push it up. Ends up sleeping with a student who's lady parts have had more instructors inside than the average RSU. That somehow escalates to tag-teaming said student with one of the blue-suit sim instructors, where photos are taken just in case they'd forget the gay-adjacent threesome that put three separate careers in jeopardy. Then the sim IP mistakenly emails said photos to the base's most popular barber, who had more connections than Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood fixer. 

She deleted them, but when OSI "interviewed" the sim IP about a rumor that his genitals were flying CT formation with a certain commander in unauthorized airspace, he went off on a rant about that "dumb bitch" barber who is always spreading lies. OSI decided they might want to talk to the barber-they-previously-knew-absolutely-nothing-about, who told them she didn't really look at the pictures in the email and it doesn't matter because she deleted them a long time ago.

 

But OSI decided to cast a resurrection spell on her inbox with their magical subpoena crystals, and sure enough the investigators suddenly had everything they needed. 

 

If you know any of the characters in this tale, please keep it to yourself. They all went through enough, especially the spouse and children of the eventually-jailed Commander.

 

Ok, enough internet for me today 🤮

I dunno, maybe not post stupid policy stuff when you work at policy for JCS?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pentagon-removes-key-middle-east-officer-over-posts-blasting-israel-as-death-cult-and-america-s-worst-ally/

We are entitled to our personal opinions.  We are not entitled to post policy differences with our elected leaders while wearing the uniform.  Resign.

Or be fired/'voluntarily' retired.  This guy, apparently, opted for the latter.  Book deal and MSNBC TV hit likely inbound as well...

On 6/14/2025 at 2:25 PM, Lord Ratner said:

T38 Commander known for being a bro who can push it up. Ends up sleeping with a student who's lady parts have had more instructors inside than the average RSU. That somehow escalates to tag-teaming said student with one of the blue-suit sim instructors, where photos are taken just in case they'd forget the gay-adjacent threesome that put three separate careers in jeopardy. Then the sim IP mistakenly emails said photos to the base's most popular barber, who had more connections than Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood fixer. 

She deleted them, but when OSI "interviewed" the sim IP about a rumor that his genitals were flying CT formation with a certain commander in unauthorized airspace, he went off on a rant about that "dumb bitch" barber who is always spreading lies. OSI decided they might want to talk to the barber-they-previously-knew-absolutely-nothing-about, who told them she didn't really look at the pictures in the email and it doesn't matter because she deleted them a long time ago.

 

But OSI decided to cast a resurrection spell on her inbox with their magical subpoena crystals, and sure enough the investigators suddenly had everything they needed. 

 

If you know any of the characters in this tale, please keep it to yourself. They all went through enough, especially the spouse and children of the eventually-jailed Commander.

 

That is some solid work.  SMH.

Pics of the student or it didn’t happen.

11 hours ago, Bergman said:

That is some solid work.  SMH.

Pics of the student or it didn’t happen.

She wasn't great. An Air Force 7 at best.

 

But I'm sure the pics are in an OSI file somewhere if you want to try and FOIA them 😂🤣

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1 hour ago, Lord Ratner said:

She wasn't great. An Air Force 7 at best.

 

But I'm sure the pics are in an OSI file somewhere if you want to try and FOIA them 😂🤣

It’s ones or zeros man!

3 hours ago, tac airlifter said:

It’s ones or zeros man!

This!

On 6/22/2025 at 9:39 AM, Lord Ratner said:

She wasn't great. An Air Force 7 at best.

 

But I'm sure the pics are in an OSI file somewhere if you want to try and FOIA them 😂🤣

Ooooffff.  Assuming the standard AF=CIV+4 correction formula…hard pass on a 3.  Definitely a pass if federal pound me in the ass prison is a factor.

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