Showed up to work today (upt base) and they were having dudes take any patches off the walls that could be considered offensive. A lot of the decorated ceiling tiles were being taken down as well.

Commander came into the office unannounced. Asked to see the desktop background on my computer, looked around the office and moved on. Had a very Stalin-esque purge kinda feel to it.

This is all worth it though, since these actions will stop all those sexual assaults, right?

Oh shit.

You could always go back to "Lefty."

I really hope the Squadron Bar Daily Pic & Video thread doesn't get inserted into her report as more evidence of sex-crazed fighter pilots.

I'm just glad I'm a heavy pilot, where we celebrate women.

You could always go back to "Lefty."

I could, but I'm pretty sure self-designation is for dipshits.

So how much longer until this thread needs to be merged into the WTF thread?

...including a couple dudes getting housed by other dudes.

I did not know Dos Gringos could cause THAT kind of behavior. Use caution.

Also, I find it extremely bizarre that two dudes with the last name 'Welsh' were both assaulted by males during visits to their homes, after being given alcohol, and both got HIV as a result.

Yeah, I forgot to call out the Anally Injected Death Sentence (AIDS) part.

... the Anally Injected Death Sentence (AIDS) part.

What??

I thought it was Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome.

That's the disease I've been fighting.

The thing that pisses me off the most is that she is going after fighter pilots for creating a hostile work environment but didn't go after guys who sexually assaulted her. Her failure to report and prosecute the sexual assault downrange likely caused other sexual assaults. When that guy realized he got away with sexual assault, how many people really think he became a model soldier after that? If (probably not even an if) that guy sexually assaulted another woman later, this chick is indirectly responsible because she may have been able to put him in jail where trash like that belong. She allowed an environment that basically encouraged sexual assault by not reporting it but drew the line at hearing there might be porn in the vault?

The thing that pisses me off the most is that she is going after fighter pilots for creating a hostile work environment but didn't go after guys who sexually assaulted her. Her failure to report and prosecute the sexual assault downrange likely caused other sexual assaults. When that guy realized he got away with sexual assault, how many people really think he became a model soldier after that? If (probably not even an if) that guy sexually assaulted another woman later, this chick is indirectly responsible because she may have been able to put him in jail where trash like that belong. She allowed an environment that basically encouraged sexual assault by not reporting it but drew the line at hearing there might be porn in the vault?

Here here. I'll line up any day of the week to get first punch on the guys who sexually assaulted her. I'm certain any dude I have flown with/against or shared a squadron with would do the same. Even if it happened in the middle of song.

But the fact that she didn't, AND STILL HASN'T, gone after the dumb fricks who sexually assaulted her, that makes me mad. She has a responsibility. And it isn't to try and lock up every dude in the Air Force. It's to take down the actual predators and protect her fellow female service members.

I really hope the Squadron Bar Daily Pic & Video thread doesn't get inserted into her report as more evidence of sex-crazed fighter pilots.

I'm just glad I'm a heavy pilot, where we celebrate women.

As shopping and pedicure buddies...

The thing that pisses me off the most is that she is going after fighter pilots for creating a hostile work environment but didn't go after guys who sexually assaulted her. Her failure to report and prosecute the sexual assault downrange likely caused other sexual assaults. When that guy realized he got away with sexual assault, how many people really think he became a model soldier after that? If (probably not even an if) that guy sexually assaulted another woman later, this chick is indirectly responsible because she may have been able to put him in jail where trash like that belong. She allowed an environment that basically encouraged sexual assault by not reporting it but drew the line at hearing there might be porn in the vault?

You can't go after someone that doesn't exist.

This is all worth it though, since these actions will stop all those sexual assaults, right?

Nah, but hey some rising general needs a new OPR bullet for preventing sexual assault.

It's already in the desert. "Get rid of any offensive materials" was briefed to my crew as we stepped this morning. Hopefully this doesn't include our dorm room walls.

No more porn to convince my stan/eval guy to give me a Q-1?

Anyone have the number to that truck driving school?

No more porn to convince my stan/eval guy to give me a Q-1?

Did you have orientation appropriate porn?

It's already in the desert. "Get rid of any offensive materials" was briefed to my crew as we stepped this morning. Hopefully this doesn't include our dorm room walls.

Thought the friendly host nation customs officials took care of keeping offensive materials out a long time ago.

/sarcasm

AND.....not 30 minutes after our "all call" telling us of the upcoming cubicle sweep..we make the news :

https://www.daytondai...-on-smut/nTPdk/

Edited December 7, 201212 yr by HeyWatchThis

AND.....not 30 minutes after our "our call" telling us of the upcoming cubicle sweep..we make the news :

https://www.daytondai...-on-smut/nTPdk/

Already getting some brilliant comments:

Maybe this will stop all the cheating that goes on at the base or at least help....I can't tell you how many relationships have been destroyed out there.........Those folks go un checked out there ,from there long lunchs where they never go back...to leaving work to go have relations with a co.worker it just out of control its like a meat market out here

WWROD?

Good times... I was told I had to take my bottle of Jack (that was given to me by a great friend and colleague) and my Squadron mug home today. The logic was that because we have one person in the shop that is under 21 I can't have that around...apparently it may cause him to break into my office and drink it. Just like all of the "questionable" materiel will cause people to sexually assault each other.

I'm curious what will happen next it, once these purges are complete, sexual assaults spike instead of declining.

AND.....not 30 minutes after our "all call" telling us of the upcoming cubicle sweep..we make the news :

https://www.daytondai...-on-smut/nTPdk/

“There’s an element of subjectivity here.”

In other news water is kinda wet and the inhabitants of Nagasaki and Hiroshima somewhat understood the blast effects of nuclear warfare in August 1945[/Pearl Harbor Day comment]

Watching it on CNN right now.