False, he was talking on his cell phone.

..or playing Angry Birds on his Ipad while listening to music.

I heard his mustache was too wide.

Seriously, one of the news reports quotes the guy who picked up the pilot, who quotes the pilot as saying he had a dual engine flameout.

that same article also had a nice quote from a local who responded to the scene in his golf cart...

Your retarded. It was obviously because he was not current on his SARC training.

Your retarded. It was obviously because he was not current on his SARC training.

I heard it was because he didn't know how to use "you're."

I heard he got turned into a newt.

Well he managed to punch out, so he must have gotten better.

I heard it was because he didn't know how to use "you're."

I heard that for every three guys who get that recurring joke, there's one dude who doesn't.

I heard it was intentional and in protest to the repeal of DADT.

I heard it was intentional and in protest to the repeal of DADT.

I heard he was gay and wanted PA/AF Crimes to do a story on him being the first openly gay pilot to eject out of an A-10.

I heard his mustache was too wide.

Seriously, one of the news reports quotes the guy who picked up the pilot, who quotes the pilot as saying he had a dual engine flameout.

This is why I have always said they should put an engineer on the A-10. Most pilots do not know that one of the jobs of an engineer, besides making sure the pilots do everything on the checklist, is to keep the engines running. Would have definitely helped in this case. Also, this was just a training mission and the guy could not get it right. Think of what would happen if he had the stress of combat to deal with... I think they should redesign the A-10 to include an engineer, WSO, Nav, and radio operator (for complex CAS missions). Can't really think of any other improvements at this time with violating privilege!

I heard his jet got hacked by chinaman and they ejected him remotely after "all your big gun are belong to us" was put on his MFD's.

He's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the pilot pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

I heard his jet got hacked by chinaman and they ejected him remotely after "all your big gun are belong to us" was put on his MFD's.

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

I heard his jet got hacked by chinaman and they ejected him remotely after "all your big gun are belong berong to us" was put on his MFD's.

FIFY.

I heard he took the blue pill.

https://www.moody.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123273722

https://www.moody.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123273722

What is this bullshit attempt at "real information?"

I have it on good authority that he was wearing one tan and one sage boot, thus causing the crash.

Close. The mismatched boots caused the engine flameout, but the white socks he was wearing were the real cause of the fuel scheduling malfunction that led to this unfortunate Class A.

I heard the air traffic controller fell asleep and that's what caused it.

I heard the air traffic controller fell asleep and that's what caused it.

Are you sure the controller's son wasn't the one handing out clearances? That's what I heard.

Maybe the controller's son fell asleep.

He ejected so Michele Obama wouldn't have to go around.

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Not if they're not from this country, at which point they are considered a non-American-Asian!

But if they are from the US, then they're called AAFES employees!

Obviously a single dude. If he was married, he would have rode it in with a smile on his face. "Sweet death, take me away from that bitch!!!"

Single most useless thread ever.

..or playing Angry Birds on his Ipad while listening to music.

You mean Zombie Gunship