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Apparantly Kandahar has suffered a significant increase of "personal satisfaction" to the point of it hampering the infrastructure -- see attached letter for evidence. Most of us know the real reason for shower shoes. If you didn't, this should give you a clue.

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Apparantly Kandahar has suffered a significant increase of "personal satisfaction" to the point of it hampering the infrastructure -- see attached letter for evidence. Most of us know the real reason for shower shoes. If you didn't, this should give you a clue. -9-

$670? Really? Problem solved:

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Ah, the desert jellyfish.

"After further inspection"....So...someone "inspected" it? They probably have your DNA now...

I vomited a little...trying not to imagine the TCNs scraping that shit out of the plumbing...

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Apparantly Kandahar has suffered a significant increase of "personal satisfaction" to the point of it hampering the infrastructure -- see attached letter for evidence. Most of us know the real reason for shower shoes. If you didn't, this should give you a clue.

Copycat of a copycat prank/urban legend. See the second letter here:

http://chicagoist.com/2011/05/17/semen_secondary_education_and_snope.php

Sound familiar?

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Figured this thread is the most appropriate location for this gem...

Apparently no one told the researcher that AF members will firewall any survey received to preclude additional questions and/or follow-up interviews?

http://finance.yahoo.com/photos/companies-with-the-happiest-employees-1323452888-slideshow/7-u-s-air-force-usaf--photo-1323452857.html

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Figured this thread is the most appropriate location for this gem...

Apparently no one told the researcher that AF members will firewall any survey received to preclude additional questions and/or follow-up interviews?

http://finance.yahoo...1323452857.html

Well, I can believe the score given the categories. "People you work with", "Work you do", and "Person you work for", are rarely the things we complain about here.

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Another added health benefit of taking the stairs: not dying.

Woman Dies in Elevator Accident

Fire Department officials say a woman has died in a freak elevator accident at a New York City office building.

The accident occurred around 10 a.m. Wednesday in a 1920s office tower on Madison Avenue near Grand Central Terminal.

Fire officials say the woman was stepping onto the elevator on the 1st floor when either her foot or leg became caught in the closing door. The car then rose abruptly, dragging her body into the shaft and killing her.

Two women on the elevator were evaluated at a hospital, but weren't injured.

Investigators with several city agencies were on the scene in midtown Manhattan.

Officials initially said they thought the elevator had fallen two floors.

The building is home to a large advertising agency and other tenants.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.c.../#ixzz1gXBl0si0

http://www.foxnews.c...levator-plunge/

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