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    Been doing this long enough now to see the slide from something I dreamed of doing all my life to something that is absolutely unbearable at times.  Dad flew for 28 years before me and both of my gran

  • No dog in the fight.  But the 480FS Wikipedia page has an awesome “Woke era to present write up.” never seen that before must be a new AF Historian.

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It's legit. I did that program to get back in shape after UPT and I had similar results.

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Holy shit. M2 just posted a picture that wasn't broken.

AND it was (almost) funny. Unprecedented!

There's several grand in equipment between those two helos. Considering the ludicrous amount of control authority and power that modern 3D helos have, I don't doubt that two large-scale 3D helos could pick up a full-scale woman.

BUT.........

From 1:23 to ~1:40, you can see the lift lines aren't tied in any sort of knot, but merely ziptied back on each other with 2-3 small zipties at each end. The zipties aren't even all that tight.

I work with no-shit aviation quality zipties literally every day, and there's no fucking way I'd trust them to hold me up, while being lifted vertically by a couple R/C helicopters, on a second-floor patio/veranda, in anything less than an "OH SHIT I'M GONNA DIE IN A FIRE IF THESE TWO R/C HELICOPTERS DON'T PICK ME UP WITH GYMNASTICS RINGS ON LONG LINES!" situation.

...and that's the ONLY way those fucking dorks will ever pick up a girl.

Why the long face?

Man smokes weed, sucks horse's dick

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In Wausau, Wisconsin, a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse.

Court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com claim that Jared Kreft was found inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas.

Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn. Police searched Kreft’s apartment and found marijuana, though they did not find any horse porn.

Kreft was locked up in Marathon County Jail on a $2,000 cash bond. He faces a judge on Tuesday, which should also make for an interesting item. We’ll keep you posted.

In other horse sex news, back in October a 19-year-old Floridian jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and put the stuffed animal back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion.

https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232845/man-smokes-weed-sucks-horses-dick/

You build a thousand bridges...

I figure the WTF thread was the best place for this.

So there I was. Space A at Hill AFB Billeting. I get to my room and discover that I am in a "Designated Shelter in Place" room for the second floor of the building I'm staying in. I opened the closet thing and find a "SIP Kit". I bet some Colonel lost many nights sleep coming up with this idea and got promoted to General for it.

Notice that, "If an item is missing it could cost lives"

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1. Flashlight --- I have one of those on my cell phone.
2. Batteries--- (for flashlight), useless
3. First aid kit -- band aids, alcohol pads, and I'm sure, some Motrin.
4. Bottle of water --- I have two sinks and a shower with an endless supply of water
5. Duct tape -- now we're getting somewhere. If she's making too much noise, this could come in handy.
6. Scissor, not scissors -- I guess if you can't tear duct tape with your bare hands then maybe you need these.
7. Plastic sheets...throw in a bottle of baby oil and this could be useful.
8. Towels -- I guess the two full size towels, two hand towels, two wash clothes, and one of those step out of the shower unto towels already hanging in the room isn't quite enough. Maybe a couple more towels could save a life.
9. Pencil -- There is a pen on the night stand.
10. Note pad -- There is a note pad under the pen on the night stand.
11. SIP sign on the door. Doesn't matter, I'm not letting your ass in my room anyway.

Not one damn thing in there would save a life, or cost one if missing.

If you want to make a no $hit shelter in place kit, all that's needed is an M-16 and a thousand rounds. Oh, and a bottle opener.

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Just wait until the base decides to have a SIP exercise while you're staying there.

Can't figure out what you could survive with that "Shelter In Place" kit. Zombie apocalypse? No. Islamofacist invasion? No. Guest appearance on SAPR brief after a BYOB (bring your own baby oil) and willing blonde experience with the plastic sheets? No..but you would get a lot of high 5's.

After living in Irvine for a few years in the mid-'90s, knowing a few people that went to UCI, and experiencing some of the negative attitudes towards the Marine Corps' presence in/around Irvine... that's not surprising at all.

I considered dropping this in the thread asking about Travis vs Dover, but I figured it was better placed here

https://www.ijreview.com/2015/03/265431-university-students-just-banned-something-patriotic-called-national-embarrassment/

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Vetoed: https://www.wmur.com/entertainment/student-council-vetoes-american-flag-ban/31682402

LS

The whole state is a bit strange, but there are pockets of absolute weirdness like Irvine. There are also some great places, if you like paying high taxes.

The whole state is a bit strange, but there are pockets of absolute weirdness like Irvine. There are also some great places, if you like paying high taxes.

Same could be said for pretty much the whole of the West Coast.

Oregon and Washington have some breathtaking places to live... Then you meet people from Portland and Seattle that are the embodiment of the left coast stereotype.

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Chinese Moon Rover display with an interesting choice of file photo of the Earth.

Who's bringing their kids over to play...?

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