B*D*A Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 (edited) Future Nav? I keed. edit: Had to add this one, what a spoiled shit head. "I'm only 3,003 tokens from the choatic crossbow!" Edited March 28, 2011 by B*D*A 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFRESH Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Friend was doing research on Fed-Ex and found this gem: http://gossiponthis.com/2011/03/25/fedex-worker-caught-on-camera-masturbating-in-hs-locker-room/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbonez Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Share The Air I promise it isn't a rickroll this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rokke Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Share The Air I promise it isn't a rickroll this time. I'm going to send that girl a collection of my bottled farts at a low wholesale price. 98% vintage methane, 1% lethal poison, 1% liberal whackjob irritating psychobitch hating energy. If she opens just one...she's dead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I guess she was wrong... Cops: Wife got in parting shot before killing With her final words before she was fatally shot, Elaine McCall needled her husband for missing with his first shot yesterday morning inside their Wakefield home, police said. "You can’t even shoot," she said, according to her husband David McCall’s reported statements to police. The 72-year-old husband was charged with murder after hitting his wife with the second shot... Apparantly she didn't know when to STFU! Cheers! M2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAFflyer2be Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Crestview!!! REPRESENT!!!! Born and raised.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExBoneOSO Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I liked this one, too... “We tore the Burger King up,” she remarked. “I don’t play no games.” Maybe I was wrong. Maybe times are changing and there are women out there who can kick ass side by side. Well she certainly looks remorseful, based on this pic and story... Stay Classy, Nekiva I ain’t blaming nobody but myself,” said Hardy. “I pulled that girl’s hair, that’s a simple battery. I’m guilty of that.” But, referring to several Burger King employees, she added, “Them bitches ticked me off.” Hardy also admitted telling police she was “Kimesa Smith,” the name of a friend in her hometown of Montgomery. Hardy also copped to lying to police (and TSG) when she claimed that she had traveled to Florida with three of her four children. If cops thought she had to care for her young children, Hardy surmised, they would be less likely to keep her in custody. Asked if she expected to travel to Florida and surrender on the five counts, Hardy replied, “###### them, they’ll have to come and get me.” She added, however, “It’s gonna be hard to find me.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Share The Air I promise it isn't a rickroll this time. I'm almost inclined to agree with the caption...maybe we should sponsor her so she burns a few years on this idea...that would be a pretty epic prank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Share The Air I promise it isn't a rickroll this time. The problem is, you know there are hippies that would pay for this shit. Probably not $10k, but who knows. Hell, someone had to be the first guy to every pay for a bottle of water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otsap Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 The problem is, you know there are hippies that would pay for this shit. Probably not $10k, but who knows. Hell, someone had to be the first guy to every pay for a bottle of water. Sad but true. Consider the guy who started selling "pet rocks"; he's a millionaire. One born every minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynhigh Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Share The Air I promise it isn't a rickroll this time. I didn't know that air is 6% energy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 It's also may contain trace amounts of love and/or harmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ak47 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Larry Flint Fined Doesn't California have bigger things to worry about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbonez Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 The problem is, you know there are hippies that would pay for this shit. Probably not $10k, but who knows. Hell, someone had to be the first guy to every pay for a bottle of water. I would bet there are plenty of people who would pay $10K. Look at some of the stupid shit people buy already. Someone bought Justin Bieber's hair for ~$40K. The money went to charity, but there was still some wacko who bought someone else's hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 1990s fashion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 12XU2A3X3 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 CF-121 Statocaster, Canadian MiG-21s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 CF-121 Statocaster, Canadian MiG-21s Redemption. That's a great story, I fwd'd it to my bud in the AIRCOM (RCAF). Cheers! M2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 12XU2A3X3 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 they called it the stratocaster for christsake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 they called it the stratocaster for christsake Save the Strat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 12XU2A3X3 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 "EVER. Now get back to work." best pics: "It was a the darkest time in Canadian American relations since the war of 1812, but we became closer for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Well played, better than the 10,000th episode of The Price Is Right today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExBoneOSO Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Those wacky kids at Google Maps have done it again....go to Google Maps and ask for directions from the USA to Japan..step by step directions good enough for any nav/WSO/CSO/whatever-SO to find his way there. Pay particular attention to Steps #31 and 47... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Standby Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Going from Japan to China? Try a jetski. How about NY to London? Grab your poopie suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Embarrassing Love at First Sight Wrong Number Voicemail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brabus Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 It's surprising he had to "leave urgently." I can't think of a single reason why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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