KState_Poke22 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Gents, it's March. He's out at the Deid making sure all mustaches are within regs. And thank god he is. There is no one out there who will and if those people have an out of regs stache they cannot be trusted to safely operate their aircraft! He should get a retiree medal! Preferably one that is higher in precedence than any combat medal. You can't even begin the count the number of lives he's saving by embarking on this noblest of journeys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman's mustache once stopped an Iraqi tank in its path. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HU&W Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman doesn't need to get a time hack. He just picks a number and time hacks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy pilgrim Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I heard Rainman flew an entire combat sortie in Iraq, from takeoff to landing, in manual reversion just to "See if he could." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discus Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off. Edited March 22, 2013 by discus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abmwaldo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman can sense when TF-33's spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off. Such a distinctive sound but it's usually the "chemtrails" that give it away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosepileit Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I thought he hooked up with Masshole so she could discover the "God" particles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HU&W Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately. Edited March 22, 2013 by HU&W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I hear he's taken a job in PA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASH Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I hear he's taken a job in PA. Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media... He'll never make it. Far too verbose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman's mustache once stopped an Iraqi tank in its path. Rainman doesn't need to get a time hack. He just picks a number and time hacks. I heard Rainman flew an entire combat sortie in Iraq, from takeoff to landing, in manual reversion just to "See if he could." Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off. I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately. Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learjetter Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris. True. Rainman told Chuck Fucking Norris to shave. Edited March 22, 2013 by Learjetter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 And then Chuck Fucking Norris made it rain, man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddy Spike Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) Found him Edited March 26, 2013 by Buddy Spike 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Why are those girls bathing in soda?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Why are those girls bathing in soda?! Does it really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEVIL Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Why are those girls bathing in soda?! Does it really matter? They're gunna get sticky anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeloDude Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Why are those girls bathing in soda?! Don't you ever drink Sprite? It's pretty damn good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 And then Chuck Fucking Norris made it rain, man. Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post. Sorry, I got a little overindulgent while revelling in my own hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosuper Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris. Chuck Norris was in the Air Force so all other branch's are invalid!! Edited March 27, 2013 by Prosuper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Oooookay. I threw a like at you because that's a fact, but I'm not really sure where you're going with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Is this Rainman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddy Spike Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Is this Rainman? Nah, I'm pretty sure he's still alive. He recently even took up mountain biking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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