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Amen!!! "Lead, I'll take the FAT ONE". FAT ONE: Salma's right tit.

“The answer is in your left hand” - Helicopter IP. Look some shit up brah (It’s brah/bruh not bra). All over this website, you will find what you seek. I know the answer but it does me no good to tell you. It will stick in your head better if you look that shit up. Just like a checkride where you don’t know the answer. Don’t be lazy brah. That gets you killed. Edit: can I get a BRA to the tanker? Lol

Looks like a Raptor dude with a new callsign. "ROBERTA" lol

Roberta = General Chang lol

Salma Hayek is Salma Hayek lol. Break Break. "Packers" as in Green Bay? Lol That makes sense now.

Found somebody's load master (sts;))

I think he went full Professor Chaos! Lol

Butters for the win.

https://rotorheadsrus.us/documents/hh_60g_afghanistan_2004.html https://rotorheadsrus.us/documents/mh_53m_afghanistan_2003.html No Colonel Dean on either of these. Gosh, it really must have been classified.

Agree

This is pretty normal lol. Go from fighters to helos for promotion. You guys should all know this good ole promotion trick. Its probably the best way to get O-6. We all know this. Especially, the SOF (not supervisor of flying ops but special ops fighter pilots) guys and in this case "girl". Edit: In all seriousness, the 11H community is kinda small in the world of big blue. We would be singing songs of praise for this "chick's" accomplishments, similar to that of Robin Olds. We kinda all know who crashed the Hueys, 60s, 53s, Mi17s, CVs and etc for the last 20 something years. Its too small of a world for a badass like this to go unnoticed. Must have been all those "classified" missions lol. Classified: make beleive.

Lol

Let me see that DD-214 Colonel lol.

If you look closely at this 53...... ....you'll see that Colonel dean is full of shit lol. Transformers paraphrase: "That one was shot down in Afghanistan a year ago WTF? Oh its just Colonel Dean. We should've known lol. Nobody gets Roberta".

Ive always wanted to encounter one of these yahoos and ask them what was their boldface for an engine fire in one of their many weapon systems? Or an easy one like, whats the black and white VNE for the viper, or huey or Pave Low? Dont even worry about and external factors such as DA, weight, configuration or the like. Just a basic old VNE. Nothing too cosmic. Lol. They never know. Whats VNE stand for? Is a common response lol.

He’s an old slime ball mixed with a terd that needs to be flushed or die. Lol. Whichever occurs first. There wasn’t even this much criminal evidence during the John Gotti trial and he went away. WTF America? He’s even worse than the Gambino crime family but he lacks one thing they had, honor among thieves. He has none.

Normally, I'd understand if someone told me they did something stupid because of Salma Hayek. I'd do some crazy shit for her as well..

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Learn from the covid failure and move on. That's it. I will not wear masks again to the 7-11. I'll wear one in a hospital, if they make me. I took the vaccine under good faith (retired, no one made me). Now the government, will have one less person willing to give our civilian leaders and the government (city, state, federal, doesn't matter) the benefit of the doubt on the next big "safety" problem they throw at us. If anything, the Covid debacle has taken what little faith I had in our civilian leadership and flushed it down the toilet. I dont trust them to do whats right. They just want my money and freedom.

Also remember, helicopters are gay. Stay away from them. Lol

Its the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!!!

DIBS: Used in a hostile * environment where time is limited and the wingman/crewmember advises lead/aircraft commander that he/she will take the fat one. * Hostel, bar, deployed location, Club USA, Singapore, some bar in Spain and etcetera.

This is a long one (sts). Good for the size queens. Lol

I bet these guys like being pegged. I call these guys out on their bullshit and not with my mouth. It's worth being arrested for. That guy better not say that to an operator. Those guys actually know how to fight. Lol. But a throat punch is a throat punch.

This as well