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What do retired military pilots all have in common (besides the obvious _______ (fill in the blank))? 

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5 hours ago, ClearedHot said:

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Some reason I think its gonna be some kinda AFCENTCOM color.  Whatever that shit is called these days.  My color matched t"U"rds and sand.  .merry xmas, Jewish xmas, Church of Satan xmas and all those people downrange somewhere.  BLADE 28 will bring you home or talk if you need it.  

FRAG:

GUCCI

WHISTLER 

pyhthon flight (student bitch asshole, learn this to be a success at UPT....shut up and sit down mean something) (nobody cares, earn it)

Voodoo child (almost there asshole but Helicopter pilots dont shine their boots...My boots are now scuffed)

MUSEL

BLADE 28/66 

AF Rescue and a lot of death, Ask Saddam .   We got him Julia.  

RiP: Boot, Salty, 660, 6616, Banjo, 

JOLLY 22

And all those who never saw home again.   

Baseops remembers you.

 

now

 

gfys and take a few for those we lost

 

Contact: BIFF on baseops.net 

Oh yeah, take care of our boys and girls serving.  Never forget 9/11!

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1 hour ago, brabus said:

Biff right before making that post…

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I want to go to Songtan with Biff…

If you RON in LAX or SNA let me know.  We'll have a good time brother lol.  No mushrooms and jump seating.  I lost my physical for PTSD not tripping balls and pulling fire handles on an aircraft Im not rated in.....dumbass.  that guy is not welcome .  I only pull fire hanldes when Im sure we're on fire.   He obviously wasnt USAF lol..  

 

Edit: I have a pool table and no flight physical.  Give me a buddy pass and I'll tell my wife im surfing lol.   

Let do this.  Helos get it done.   

I won't pull the fire handles unless Im in a jungle jet...the nice one.   E-175. 

I LIVE LIKE I JUST GOT HOME.   

I can't fly anymore.  I miss it.   Sometimes i miss the sight of tracer rounds skipping into the air.  It was beautiful!!!!

I miss seeing strange all-over the world. 

UNCLE SAM is paying me well to live the endless summer.  

Dont call maneuvers as a fucking wingman.  STFO.

Also don't forget to switch to B at the right time or something will try to kill you. 

BIFF

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11 hours ago, Biff_T said:

Edit: I have a pool table and no flight physical.  Give me a buddy pass and I'll tell my wife im surfing lol.   

I won't pull the fire handles unless Im in a jungle jet...the nice one.   E-175. 

I LIVE LIKE I JUST GOT HOME.   

I can't fly anymore.  I miss it.   Sometimes i miss the sight of tracer rounds skipping into the air.  It was beautiful!!!!

I miss seeing strange all-over the world. 

UNCLE SAM is paying me well to live the endless summer.  

Dont call maneuvers as a fucking wingman.  STFO.

Also don't forget to switch to B at the right time or something will try to kill you. 

BIFF

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5 hours ago, ClearedHot said:

@Biff_T How much did you drink yesterday?

Too much.  It was fun though.

It was SrA Biff.  He showed up unexpectedly.    Merry Xmas Sir!

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4 hours ago, tac airlifter said:

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Wow.  I just woke up and read what I wrote.  Have a laugh on me.  

Sometimes SrA Biff strikes without warning and Capt Biff couldn't stop him lol.

Woohoo.  

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1 hour ago, Biff_T said:

Wow.  I just woke up and read what I wrote.  Have a laugh on me.  

Sometimes SrA Biff strikes without warning and Capt Biff couldn't stop him lol.

Woohoo.  

Studies have shown, it do be like that sometimes.

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

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1 hour ago, McJay Pilot said:

Studies have shown, it do be like that sometimes.

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

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12 hours ago, arg said:

For the sling wing bros

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No shit.  People turn into idiots around large fast spinny things.  

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