Gents, it's March. He's out at the Deid making sure all mustaches are within regs.

And thank god he is. There is no one out there who will and if those people have an out of regs stache they cannot be trusted to safely operate their aircraft! He should get a retiree medal! Preferably one that is higher in precedence than any combat medal. You can't even begin the count the number of lives he's saving by embarking on this noblest of journeys!

Rainman's mustache once stopped an Iraqi tank in its path.

Rainman doesn't need to get a time hack. He just picks a number and time hacks.

I heard Rainman flew an entire combat sortie in Iraq, from takeoff to landing, in manual reversion just to "See if he could."

Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off.

Edited March 22, 201312 yr by discus

Rainman can sense when TF-33's spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off.

Such a distinctive sound but it's usually the "chemtrails" that give it away.

I thought he hooked up with Masshole so she could discover the "God" particles.

I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately.

Edited March 22, 201312 yr by HU&W

I hear he's taken a job in PA.

I hear he's taken a job in PA.

Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media...

Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media...

He'll never make it. Far too verbose.

Rainman's mustache once stopped an Iraqi tank in its path.

Rainman doesn't need to get a time hack. He just picks a number and time hacks.

I heard Rainman flew an entire combat sortie in Iraq, from takeoff to landing, in manual reversion just to "See if he could."

Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off.

I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately.

Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris.

Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris.

True. Rainman told Chuck Fucking Norris to shave.

Edited March 22, 201312 yr by Learjetter

And then Chuck Fucking Norris made it rain, man.

Found him

Edited March 26, 201312 yr by Buddy Spike

Why are those girls bathing in soda?!

Why are those girls bathing in soda?!

Does it really matter?

Why are those girls bathing in soda?!

Does it really matter?

They're gunna get sticky anyway.

Why are those girls bathing in soda?!

Don't you ever drink Sprite? It's pretty damn good!

And then Chuck Fucking Norris made it rain, man.

Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post.

Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post.

Sorry, I got a little overindulgent while revelling in my own hilarity.

Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris.

Chuck Norris was in the Air Force so all other branch's are invalid!!

Edited March 27, 201312 yr by Prosuper

Oooookay. I threw a like at you because that's a fact, but I'm not really sure where you're going with that...

Is this Rainman?

Is this Rainman?

Nah, I'm pretty sure he's still alive. He recently even took up mountain biking