Biff_T

They need to replace "Alien" with "Butt Muncher". At least I could laugh everytime I read about this crap.

Maybe Biden can debate a character off of Sesame Street. He might do well against Elmo.

That's what its like trying to bang chicks in the desert. Whatever you do, don't fly helicopters because they're gay. If you go active duty. You will realize that you're not as good as you think you are. Listen to the dudes giving you advice on here. A lot of them are 11Fs. Real ones.

Why wouldn't they believe that the holocaust was exaggerated? They are becoming NAZIs and are too stupid to realize it. Edit: Lesbian, Midget woke NAZIs and somehow the Jews keep getting boned.

DeSantis would win in a world of sane people but a lot of Americans, who can vote, don't have the mental capacity to operate a Tilt a Whirl at the local traveling carnival. The others are trying to convince our children that it's OK to mutilate their genitals before they can even legally buy a pack of cigarettes, a cold beer and a Penthouse. For DeSantis (or anybody for that matter) to win any federal government seat of power, he needs to be a professional wrestler with a voice like Macho Man Randy Savage (RIP), or the exact opposite. Like this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Serapis_(1779)

No. I was making a funny.

They can always go back to building wooden ships and try to take back their empire old school. To be honest I think it's karma. They (England) did a lot of bad shit. Time to pay the piper.

https://www.stripes.com/branches/air_force/2024-01-18/air-force-general-sexual-assault-court-martial-12719938.html

Do the woke know how to use weapons? 🤔 They talk as if they know how to fight but I don't believe them. Words don't hurt as much as fast moving metal objects. I get looked at funny by antifa wannabes in So Cal sometimes. Im not sure a green dyke mullet means you're tough.

This.

No shit. People turn into idiots around large fast spinny things.

https://theaviationgeekclub.com/that-time-a-kc-135-stratotanker-crew-crossed-vietnam-dmz-and-went-into-a-dive-to-refuel-a-flamed-out-f-105-thunderchief/

Seeing a Sukhoi in a snowy field on fire is an eerily type of beauty.

We need more retarded dwarves at the FAA! No more excuses!

When they call me back to AD for the big one (sts), I'm gonna demand they let me pick a squadron of aircraft from the boneyard (sts). I will demand it! Edit: My wife just came to the man cave and told me to turn down the "Huey" Lewis as it was too loud. At least I was playing it loud. A squadron of Huey gunships and Cobras. Flown by retirees of all branches. Skids are for kids!

This. Thanks man!

There was a chick a KEND around the 08 time frame who was supposed to do awesome because she flew jets (or something non ppl) when she was a kid and etc. I think she quit or washed out. I don't know what really happened but she didn't graduate.

This.

Thanks dudes.