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skybert

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  1. What’s that, like an 8 gallon giveaway?
  2. 9th grade, my art teacher was wearing a sun dress and played a movie. She was between me and lamp from the projector. I’m 64 and I can still see it in my mind. Only day of school I ever learned anything
  3. You’ll dibs anything
  4. Expected you to say “dibs”
  5. Got a hotel for the week, not sure I’ll be there the whole time.
  6. Biff, could we get your opinion?
  7. I’m happy to share, I’ll take the one on the left. I’m just proud of myself for beating you to it for once!
  8. DIB…..BURBLBRUBLBURBL
  9. I…..am so proud of you
  10. Good lord
  11. I know fedex had them on order but ended up canceling
  12. That’s all that matters
  13. “Read this, it will tell you everything you need to know about engine failures in a multi”
  14. I’m a serial thriller
  15. Fine, I’ll say it. dibs
  16. Elon musk was a nazi rocket scientist! In late ‘44 they knew the allies were unstoppable so he volunteered to be cryogenically frozen! A group of nazi spies scoured the United States looking for a child they could groom….. his name is Donald. They did a test run in ‘16, then in ‘24 they selectively poisoned the water supplies on millions of people, including those with private wells. They made enough nazi zombies to tilt the election and here we are!!! Liberals would eat this up
  17. And a member of the E4 mafia as vice president, I love it!
  18. She might have higher standards
  19. Goose! I can’t reach the handle, you’re gonna have to punch us out…… I'm tryin!!
  20. That’ll look good in your favorite gay bar
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