Damn.

Every time I read about Jill, I get pissed off. She should take the sage advice from 7:25.

This sounds like a scene out of one of those Angelina Jolie super secret agent movies.

Those movies are based on Jill's sexploits, duh.

Too bad there isn't a video of this unhappy ending event. She must chug a mean cak to be able to pull something like that off.

She must chug a mean cak to be able to pull something like that off.

She hasn't been tarred and feathered for this whole mess yet. I think her cak chugging abilities are pretty obvious.

She was able to hide a sharpened stick in one hand while performing oral? You would think her kidnapper would have corrected her poor technique.

Please please pretty please will somebody with more wit and computer skills make an xtranormal video of this mouth breather.

https://militarytimes.com/projects/documentcloud/jill-metzger-report-032012

Please please pretty please will somebody with more wit and computer skills make an xtranormal video of this mouth breather.

Entire bases get bitch slapped for an opinion letter these days. Can you imagine a viral video trash talking the Air Force's PTSD poster child? No thanks.

https://militarytimes...r-report-032012

Good on Military Times for obtaining this unbelievably redacted report. Whether via a FOIA or other means, good job.

The prevailing theory, from my tedious read, seems to be that this was a fcuk-up by Kryg mob/criminals. A couple of casino security goons got fired because of a white chick working in the casino.

They wanted to get even, knew the chick hung out at the mall, grabbed Metzger by mistake.

Lots of holes in that even admitted in the various forms/reports. Kryg police/MVD don't buy it. But the "sightings" of Metzger in various other places on other times look like locals basically saying any white woman was Metzger - one example was some white woman working at an orphanage jogged. When showed a picture of Metzger, it was a positive ID. Riiight... OSI found the "real" white woman, no match at all.

Lots of inconsentancies in her story, lots of "I dunno" responses.

Unexplained phone calls to/from her cell phone to local Kryg numbers. Google searches of maps/streets in the city she was abducted and the one she was recovered in. These searches were prior to the event. Could be a coincidence...

Lots of odd USAF behavior - a temporary retirement? No medal for such a heroine (oh, and no BJ aspect. Seems it was a "push up contest" with one of her captors. WTFO?) when a Bronze Star is given to a finance NCO? I'd think this is Big Blue awarding the first(?) Silver Star to a chick material if true. Instead, it's "don't talk about it."

Something still stinks.

Hope I'm still alive when the records are declassified eventually.

Damn....nice job speed-reading 400+ pages!

Damn....nice job speed-reading 400+ pages!

Yeah, no kidding.

Maybe we'll get lucky and she will run for Congress or something.

Maybe we'll get lucky and she will run for Congress or something.

Would you rather have her or as your rep? It is an election year after all.

I would like to see them run against each other. A debate between the two on who is the Air Force poster girl would be awesome. I suggest TomChuck as the moderator.

The only upside is you get to watch one of them lose.

Don't give her any ideas...

She was able to hide a sharpened stick in one hand while performing oral? You would think her kidnapper would have corrected her poor technique.

she definitely just got a commendation medal with valor today

Edited June 21, 201213 yr by chuckschwartz

she definitely just got a commendation medal with valor today

So, how bad was this sentence written 5 minutes before you edited it?

Please say again; proper English, capitalization, and punctuation this time.

Clarify: Did she in fact receive one, or are you being sarcastic?

Edited June 21, 201213 yr by Butters

With valor? Seriously?

Please tell us you're a darkly humorous fuck who's enjoying pushing our buttons...

I believe it. So, when does this story make it to www.af.mil?

So, how bad was this sentence written 5 minutes before you edited it?

Please say again; proper English, capitalization, and punctuation this time.

Clarify: Did she in fact receive one, or are you being sarcastic?

Lol dude its the internets I dunna care bout grammar.

Yeah the 18AF/CC presented it to her yesterday at an all call at Travis. Her hair is borderline white its so blonde.

As a total sidenote what does the 18 AF actually do?

Edited for grammar :)

Edited June 21, 201213 yr by chuckschwartz

AF Times should be picking up this story for next week's issue. This also paves the way for her promotion next year. Yes, this is the world we live in...

Edited June 21, 201213 yr by BitteEinBit

As a total sidenote what does the 18 AF any NAF actually do?

FIFY

Yeah the 18AF/CC presented it to her yesterday at an all call at Travis...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, good thing dec presentations are done at the position of attention.

Edited June 22, 201213 yr by 17D_guy

Lol dude its the internets I dunna care bout grammar.

Yeah the 18AF/CC presented it to her yesterday at an all call at Travis. Her hair is borderline white its so blonde.

As a total sidenote what does the 18 AF actually do?

Edited for grammar :)

So, WTF did the citation say? Did it mention she stabbed a dude with a shank while giving him head?