Skyclops Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 (edited) CIA, known for their humor... "Officially, the panel is called the WikiLeaks Task Force," The Washington Post reports. "But at CIA headquarters, it's mainly known by its all-too-apt acronym: W.T.F." CIA responds to WikiLeaks: WTF Edited December 23, 2010 by Royals2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWSO Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 CIA, known for their humor... CIA responds to WikiLeaks: WTF You beat me to it. I just imagine two 23 year olds presenting to some 60 year old senior official. "We want to form the (huh-huh) Wikileaks Task Force (huh-huh). DUDE! HE BOUGHT IT - print the T-shirts!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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M2 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 WTF? Will Farrell plays David Bowie? John C. Reilly as Bing Crosby? First, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyvf7E-trac...for those of you who may not be aware of the David Bowie/Bing Crosby collaboration. Then, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiOwX5G7OpY, because someone thought it was funny... Personally, I think it warrants a big 'WTF?!?' OK, maybe it's a little funny at the end, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravedigger Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 WTF? Will Farrell plays David Bowie? John C. Reilly as Bing Crosby? Reminds me of this absolutely outstanding video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipV2u-MxlFc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Boy, 13, arrested by teacher for having a Sharpie in his possession. DECEMBER 22--A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance. According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.” Woodside, pictured at right, reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it. Strangely, Woodside’s Facebook page reveals that her “likes and interests” include the official “Sharpie Permanent Markers” page on Facebook. Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to “sign a citation” against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently “booked the marker into the property room.” A police spokesman referred to the student’s bust as a “citizen’s arrest” effectuated by Woodside. The marker ban--which apparently is aimed at curbing graffiti--stems from a city ordinance making it illegal to possess spray paint or a permanent marker on private property (without the owner’s permission) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/boy-13-busted-illegal-marker-possession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Navy pilots grounded after flight over Lake Tahoe Report out: Two Navy instructor pilots from San Diego have been forever stripped of flying status and two student pilots will have to repeat training because of a September incident in which they dipped two $33 million helicopters into Lake Tahoe while trying to take photos for the squadron’s Facebook page, a Navy official said Wednesday. More: http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/dec/22/no-punishment-navy-pilots-who-dipped-helos-lake-ta/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 http://thelegalwatchdog.blogspot.com/2010/12/sex-offender-registries-theyre-not-just.html I'm going to predict it'll be 10-15 years before we cross the threshold that over 50% of the country is on some sort of federal criminal watch list or registry for some bs reason or another, in almost all cases for the rest of their lives. Maybe 3 decades before 90%+ are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 WTF? Watched a pretty funny movie the other nice, titled Roll Bounce, about a bunch of black kids roller skating during the late 1970s. In it was an old disco song called 'Get Off' by a band called Foxy that I remember from "back in the day." It was a great dance tune back when everyone wore polyester, not just those wearing the Air Force service dress. So, my 13-yr-old son asked me more about it, so I looked it up on YouTube and holy shit, it's a bunch of white dudes!! I swear I always thought it was sung by black chicks, it sure as hell sounds like it and back in those days we didn't have MTV (hell, we didn't even have cable television!) so radio was the only time we heard the tune. The dude on the far right should sue Sacha Baron Cohen for stealing the Borat character from him! I bet these guys are celebrating the overturning of DADT! Fucking hell... Cheers! M2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 The Aussies have always had a good sense of humor... AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic. current location of australia "Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina...(full story) Cheers! M2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyclops Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Practice safe sex, leave your gun on safety. Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident Arthur Sedille was up-front with police: He would often put a gun to his wife's head during fantasy sex play at their Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, home. But Sedille said he didn't know the gun was loaded when he pressed it to his wife's head and pulled the handgun's slide back during sex on the night of December 21. Hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schokie Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Hot Except for the fact that his wife was 27 years older than him. Maybe he was regretting that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Husaband accesses wife's email account using password she had previously given him. Discovers she's cheating on him. Guess which one's possibly going to jail? http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/29/michigan.hacking.spouse/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn And she was cheating with a dude w/ previous domestic violence charges, so part of his efforts were to protect her kid (with a previous husband) regarding custody. UFB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 A South Florida doctor has died after authorities say she was accidentally strangled by a electronic neck massager on Christmas Eve. Kenneth Gegerson called 911 after finding his wife's body on the bedroom floor next to the neck massager. Paramedics pronounced 37-year-old Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson dead at the scene. Authorities believe her necklace got caught in the massager and it quickly tightened around her neck. Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/30/florida-doctor-strangled-electronic-neck-massager-authorities-say/#ixzz19d2Zyd7t Riiiggghhhhtttt...."Neck Messager"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Even better than the shake-weight. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polcat Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Even better than the shake-weight. Giggity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrooster99 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Even better than the shake-weight. They don't need to spend thousands of yen on those expensive products...I'll do that for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royal Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Apparently the Iceman can outmaneuver a Mig-28, but he can't outmaneuver the IRS. Val Kilmer Hit with IRS Lien for Back Taxes The Internal Revenue Service Filed the Lien in Santa Fe for an Assessment Balance of $498,165 for 2008 Income Taxes (AP) SANTA FE, N.M. — Actor Val Kilmer owes the federal tax man nearly $500,000 and a lien has been placed on his property, including a New Mexico ranch he's trying to sell. The Internal Revenue Service filed the lien last month in Santa Fe for an assessment balance of $498,165 for 2008 income taxes. Kilmer has lived in New Mexico for two decades and his 5,300-acre Pecos River Ranch is listed for sale at $18.5 million, which is down from $23 million in October. The ranch went on the market for $33 million in 2009. Kilmer and his agent did not respond to telephone calls and e-mail on Thursday seeking comment. Kilmer has starred in movies including "Top Gun" and "Batman Forever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Pretty surreal, poor victim caught his killer in a picture as the latter was pulling the trigger... http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/04/slain-filipino-councilman-caught-killer-in-family-photo/?iref=NS1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExBoneOSO Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Those Israelis sure are getting tough - first a shark attack in Egypt, now this...really?? Vulture Spy A vulture tagged by scientists at Tel Aviv University has strayed into Saudi Arabian territory, where it was promptly arrested on suspicion of being a Mossad spy, Israeli and Saudi media reported Tuesday. The bird was found in a rural area of the country wearing a transmitter and a leg bracelet bearing the words 'Tel Aviv University', according to the reports, which surfaced first in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv. Although these tags indicate that the bird was part of a long-term research project into migration patters, residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a 'Zionist plot.' The accusations went viral, with hundreds of posts on Arabic-language websites and forums claiming that the 'Zionists' had trained these birds for espionage. The Sinai regional governor last month suggested that a shark that killed and maimed tourists on its Red Sea port may have been intentionally released by Israeli agents in order to sabotage the country's tourist industry. 'What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm,' Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha said, according to the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Those Israelis sure are getting tough - first a shark attack in Egypt, now this...really?? As Ron White wisely said, you can't fix stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/03/bikini-models-photog.html "Bikini Models Photographed by Chimpanzee in a Kimono." Kinda self-explanatory. Edited January 5, 2011 by StreamOfTheSky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/03/bikini-models-photog.html "Bikini Models Photographed by Chimpanzee in a Kimono." Kinda self-explanatory. Lots of funny comments in that link, but you could've included the pic! Cheers! M2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/01/05/faa.flight.diverted/index.html?iref=NS1 At issue: Did United Airlines warn pilots not to hold beverages over the plane's electronics-laden console? Seriously?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExBoneOSO Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Another wild and wacky airline story..got to keep the skies safe from bread products now. (Though the bagel would have gone good with the UAL coffee.....) Global War on Bagels Passengers reported hearing strange noises coming from a plastic bag. State police said later that the bag contained a set of keys, a bagel with cream cheese, some other small food items, a hat and a wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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