SuperWSO Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) From the AFA today... A Working Dog's Workout: Air Force military working dogs at several bases are testing a new fitness regime to improve their readiness for deployment. "The program ensures we send the most physically fit dogs to a combat zone," said SSgt. Rick Laird of the 460th Security Forces Squadron at Buckley AFB, Colo., one of the trial bases. Focused on building both strength and endurance, the regimen includes muscular exercises such as "power fetch," obstacle training, and weight pull. There are also cardiovascular exercises that transition between brisk walks, jogs, and full-out runs. Security forces dog handlers run with their four-legged partners four times per week, including trots on the treadmill. "I love the fact that I am able to PT with our K-9s. When we are down and do not feel like running, they are always up for it," said SSgt. David Duritsky, a 460th SFS dog handler. WTF? Do the dogs have to beat the min on each section to pass? Sorry Lassie, you got 80s on obstacles and weight pull, but you were two short on power fetch because you stopped to lick your balls. Do the dogs have loud, reflective outfits they have to wear? Edited March 10, 2011 by SuperWSO 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ Kind Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Leave it to the AF to gay up the perfectly simple life of a dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sim Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Leave it to the AF to gay up the perfectly simple life of a dog. Doggies probably love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Doggies probably love this. Except the fat ones with 18 years in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbonez Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 More Charlie Sheen Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExBoneOSO Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Do the dogs have loud, reflective outfits they have to wear? I hate reflective belts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 ... Sorry Lassie, you got 80s on obstacles and weight pull, but you were two short on power fetch because you stopped to lick your balls. That thar's funny, I don't care who you are. But probably closer to the truth than anyone wants to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Desperately trying to be funny...and failing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
contraildash Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Fail at funny, but I'd still hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outbreak Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Fail at funny, but I'd still hit it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Login Name Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/03/14/al-qaedas-new-magazine-women-mixes-beauty-bomb-tips/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Login Name Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 WWII vet choked and robbed in AC...WTF. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/14/86-year-old-ww-ii-veteran-allegedly-choked-robbed-inside-casino-bathroom/?test=latestnews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrndPndr Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's breast during photoshoot Story AND PICS! FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Desperately trying to be funny...and failing! Satire = mildly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbonez Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 WWII vet choked and robbed in AC...WTF. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/14/86-year-old-ww-ii-veteran-allegedly-choked-robbed-inside-casino-bathroom/?test=latestnews "allegedly choked" WTF is that supposed to mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinny Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/15/pawn-stars-purchase-missile-guidance-report-says/ Porn Pawn Stars bought a fvcking AMRAAM!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's breast during photoshoot Story AND PICS! FM You sure that wasn't a dude?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbonez Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 You sure that wasn't a dude?!? 2, very manly facial features. No hint of an Adam's Apple though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truman08 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I guess you can buy just about anything now-a-days... Pawn Stars owner buys AIM-120 AMRAAM missile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I guess you can buy just about anything now-a-days... Pawn Stars owner buys AIM-120 AMRAAM missile Missed it by this much! Check out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jughead Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Be careful if you go to Uganda--apparently, there's a Notorious Bum Driller on the Loose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoleIt Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/15/pawn-stars-purchase-missile-guidance-report-says/ Porn Pawn Stars bought a fvcking AMRAAM!? Interesting. I have always heard like 99% of the stuff is scripted. Like they will pull random people from the street and give them an object. So the negotiating isn't really scripted, but the item was never that person's to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Be careful if you go to Uganda--apparently, there's a Notorious Bum Driller on the Loose! This is the epitome of this thread. WTF!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 A righteousness case of payback... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43nsMWUnB8c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbonez Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 A righteousness case of payback... CH, check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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