Clayton Bigsby Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 the thing I've never understood about body building, besides the obvious posing thong/singlet and tanning creme... ...is not the hours put in the gym, but the serious timing of meals. A buddy of mine was into this stuff, and it was impossible to go anywhere with him - literally he set a watch alarm to go off every couple hours, to alert him it was time to eat something specific. Going to baseball/football games and movies were impossible, unless he could figure out a way to smuggle the food in. He couldn't go to a restaurant/bar. Etc. I know lots of people go into the AOR and have a surplus of off time, and fill it with being in the gym. But this nonsense definitely stretches that, as it represents MANY hours invested beyond even the gym. And all so some other same-sex person can comment on your body. Pretty if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 ....either that, or the woman who in comfortable shoes that what the host nation escort for aircrew that had to go through customs every flight. Uh...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeepGuyC17 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Uh...what? 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brewdog Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Is the reflective belt required with wear of the banana hammock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt4fans Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) Uh...what? OK i fixed the post, sorry I can't spell. See this link if you have further questions, and I"ll stop drinking while I post. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...ortable%20shoes Edited May 1, 2009 by capt4fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C130GuardBum Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 There needed to be some 40 year old Herk guy with a gut and farmers tan up there posing with a six pack of near beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockheedFix Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 OK i fixed the post, sorry I can't spell. See this link if you have further questions, and I"ll stop drinking while I post. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...ortable%20shoes So wait, did the woman in comfortable shoes have to go through customs every time...or...huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 In never fails in this thread. The Deid just gets worse and worse with every update. UFB-ly gay. HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q1Checkride Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) not to be outdone, conducting a mobility processing excercise while deployed Edited May 1, 2009 by Q1Checkride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourFans Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Urbandictionary does not have enough words to describe that kind of retardation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco_Nav963 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Urbandictionary does not have enough words to describe that kind of retardation. Damn, I'm here right now... Don't have to play in this little simulation though. Don't know about the other airframes here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GrouchyHerk Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Ladies and Gents- You'll have to forgive me and while I haven't spent much time at the 'Deid, some of the other bases suck around here quite a bit when it comes to leadership focus. Just a fair warning it you're passing throug OKAS, leadership is on the prowl and sniping mustaches or sideburns pushing the limits. And by pushing the limits I mean still in regs, just not their definition of what military officers should look like, you'll be told to shave'em. morale 0, leadership 1. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 There needed to be some 40 year old Herk guy with a gut and farmers tan up there posing with a six pack of near beer. Yup, 40 lbs overweight and wearing the obligatory micro-mini Speedo for total gross out effect no less… take up a collection, someone would do it just for laughs if nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ Kind Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Playing Dress-Up Why do I even bother looking at af.mil anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jango220 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 [Why do I even bother looking at af.mil anymore? For pictures like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandal Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Playing Dress-Up Why do I even bother looking at af.mil anymore? That wouldn't be nearly as bad as it is IF, all of that didn't take place where it did. I kind of like looking at the uniforms through time, but to ship them to SW Asia from AK for a AF uniform model show is beyond friggin' ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt4fans Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Playing Dress-Up Why do I even bother looking at af.mil anymore? I don't see any reflective belts and they all look out of PT gear to me. Article 15's for all of them.!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpharatz Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 "Touch and go's with the runways of the past" ???!!!! Jeez, now i'll be up all night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Seat Driver Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Operation Uniform Delta? WTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stunna Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Playing Dress-Up Why do I even bother looking at af.mil anymore? Lurker, new poster... From the article: "The base's five private organizations -- Company Grade Officers Council, Desert Chiefs, Desert Diamonds, Top IV and Desert V..." WTF? I agree with the idea but the location is just all wrong, then again, since I've done escort duty, I know what caliber of Airmen is sent to run that pony show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amcflyboy Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Lurker, new poster... From the article: "The base's five private organizations -- Company Grade Officers Council, Desert Chiefs, Desert Diamonds, Top IV and Desert V..." WTF? I agree with the idea but the location is just all wrong, then again, since I've done escort duty, I know what caliber of Airmen is sent to run that pony show... Obviously the ones that were banned from the clubhouse/treehouse during their childhood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 (edited) "Since the moment I arrived, I have wanted to get the uniforms here," said Sergeant Waid. Seriously WTF. Does this guy have nothing better to do? Not to mention, if your life's dream is to show off your uniform collection, you might want to QC it. I'm pretty sure Crocs weren't standard issue in the past. HD Edited May 5, 2009 by HerkDerka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Obviously the ones that were banned from the clubhouse/treehouse during their childhood! Classic. We must really have our sh*t together over there to spare folks for this nonsense. How many dudes pulling 12+ hour shifts on the flight line so some slacker could have this dog and pony show. I can see the buttet statement now: "Organized Opeation Uniform what the fvck ever; provided immeasurable enjoyment for shoes to get wothless bullets themselves modeling old ass uniforms rather that doing their actual jobs" Awesome to see sortie generation is taking a backseat to this crap. To those of you who are still in the fight fixin and flying To the shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Man Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 shit like this makes me ashamed of where the AF is headed/is already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afnav Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Seriously WTF. Does this guy have nothing better to do? Not to mention, if your life's dream is to show off your uniform collection, you might want to QC it. I'm pretty sure Crocs weren't standard issue in the past. HD Senior Leaders; With the close of this AEF Rotation and the start of the new…Requesting your assistance with re-iteratering the guidance on “Croc” footwear at ###. Please ensure “all” our Expeditionary Warriors are aware that the only colors authorized are: 1. Black 2. Silver 3. Gray 4. White 5. Blue 6. Brown **Note: This applies to everyone assigned to/transiting ###…US Military, Coalition, Civilian, and Contractor personnel. While AAFES sells more colorful versions…they “are not” authorized for wear on this installation…period! Let’s ensure all of our Warriors are fully aware/are in compliance. Would not want to prohibit the option to wear this type footwear (6 colors stated above) because a few “knuckleheads” wish to make a fashion statement! …Someone already used the excuse that they are “color blind”…that was the second time (first & last)...! Remember our Core Values: 1) Integrity First, 2) Service Before Self, and 3) Excellence in all we do. More than just a catchy phrase…they are our way of life. Reference (Foot wear with PT Gear): Issued desert combat boots, ABU boots and sandals with a strap are authorized year round. Sandals are only authorized in coalition compound and Blatchford-Preston Complex (BPC). "Croc" style shoes constructed with a commercial strap are authorized in the following colors: black, silver, gray, white, blue, or brown. Shower shoes and flip-flops are only authorized to wear to- and from- the "Cadillacs" (toilets/showers). No temporary stops authorized while wearing flip-flops or shower shoes; i.e. quick stops to the laundry, smoking pits, memorial plaza, pool, DEL, or BX area. Thank you in advance for your continued leadership…V/r, ### Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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