Airspeed: Speed of an airplane. Deduct 25% when listening to a Navy pilot.
"Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"I am a Pilut...I am a Pillot...I am a Pilyut...Damn...I fly airplanes!"
As a pilot, only two bad things can happen to you:
A. One day you will walk out to the aircraft knowing that it is your last flight.
B. One day you will walk out to the aircraft not knowing that it is your last flight.
And found these after some light googling:
As heard from ORD's (O'Hare's) tower: "You're gonna have to key the mike. I can't see you when you nod your head."
"Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."
"Climb like you're life depends on it ... because it does."
"Request Runway 27 Right."
"Unable."
"Approach, do you know the wind at six thousand is 270 at fifty?"
"Yeah, I do, and if we could jack the airport up to fifty-five hundred you could have that runway. Expect 14 Right."