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I am sure the uniforms will be epic!

Too bad the МиГ-28 Finback is a single-seat fighter! But don't tell anyone, because I think that's classified!

Ryanair, the Greyhound of the sky!

The biggest problem with Texas is all the Californians relocating here!

The FP brief at the US Embassy in Bogotá warns of the dangers of scopolamine ("scope"), a.k.a. the zombie drug. They tell you that you'll wake up several days later buck naked in a city park, and your apartment or hotel room will be cleared out. These guys had to get the word as it's the first thing you are told when you visit there.

Reporters claim the Texas governor threatened to shoot them last week! https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Governor-Abbott-joke-guns-shoot-reporters-11176168.php "That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy!" Fucking liberal pussies! Don't mess with Texas!

Watched it last night. Wasn't as impressed with it, although I thought Farmer Ted did a good job in his role...

Not that I need to explain any moderator actions on here, but just to get the facts straight I did not "delete" Ho Lee Fuk's post but simply hid it pending a moderator/admin review. I extended the courtesy to let him know that, and he goes fucking ballistic about it. I strongly suspect he may have been someone that has been previously banned from this forum. If not, he can join that individual (who still regularly monitors BaseOps and posts his opinions about it in his "blog") in bitching about how things are run here. I honestly couldn't care any less...

How to leave Afghanistan? As quickly as possible.

You mean every USAF base Class VI doesn't carry Weed? The USAF is fucked, gentlemen.

I will kindly reinstate the three points you lost back to your total, plus ten more for your trouble!

Admin Note: You may have noticed the removal of 35 off-topic posts in this thread. Sorry if yours was one of them, but it either was offending or quoted an offending post. As Toro stated, our instigator has been put in the corner and if/when he returns to the conversation, his comments will be moderated before showing up. Sorry for the interruption, please continue on with the (somewhat) productive discussion...

She wasn't a FBI agent.

The joint base program is a miserable failure. The 502 ABW ("owners" of JBSA) couldn't occupy one of the many historical buildings on Ft Sam Houston when they needed a new home. No, they had to build a new $9.7 million 25,000-square-foot headquarters just to show those lowly Army types who's in charge! And sorry, the Air Force still resides on their Air Force Bases, and the Army on their camps/forts/garrisons/whatever. There is no "joint" in "JBSA Lackland,"which is what the signs now say when you drive onto base. Bottom line, "joint bases" are a fucking joke.

Just be sure to keep ahead of your debt. It is far too easy to sluff it off and get into trouble. If you're having any difficulties, contact the companies you owe money to and set up a payment plan. In most states, as long as your making a good faith effort to pay off the bills, it will stop the debt from being sold to a collection company... Cheers! M2

Looks like one crewmember was lost and two injured; one in critical condition and the other in serious condition... https://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/17/black-hawk-helicopter-crashes-on-maryland-golf-course.html

The 113th Wing is posted pics of the pilot on their FB page... https://www.facebook.com/113WG/

I need some of these!

The "one person shits their pants, so everyone has to wear diapers" leadership approach. Classic response.

Sorry, no joy. "That display name is in use in the Internal database" It has a different email address attached to it. If that's you, PM me to resolve. If not, think of something else. Cheers! M2

Incoming!

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