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This one was too funny and well written not to pass on to the rest of the baseops.net communuty. This could probably go in the "Leadership at the Deid" thread, or even the "I Hate Reflective Belts" thread, but since it is from Iraq and deals with combat showers, I figgered I'd piss the mods off and start a new thread for it. Names obscured to protect the innocent.

Pretty random but entertaining. There are a bunch more but I think this is probably the best one

5Gs? Really?

Dunno, but I've got a nomination for the RIF board...

Exactly. "Take a short shower, otherwise the base will be out of water in 3 days" usually works well. Of course, there is the Deid...which is 20 miles away from a metro area of nearly a million people (or more), so it's pretty hard to take their water rationing seriously. In any case, much like the reflective belt and uniform police, violation of an AFI, rule, or policy does not give people justification to act like an asshole and/or be disrespectful. Especially to someone who outranks them.

The 'stealth helo' is a bunch of horse shit.

I guess you missed the humor in the post I was responding to. Or maybe you're just jealous I thought of it first. Don't worry...I've got one for your OPR too. - Keen inability to discern sarcasm and humor makes him an excellent candidate for (fill in appropriate level of PME) in residence--Appoint president of CGOC for life!

I've heard myself saying this exact same phrase before around 2003...

Pretty good...other than the 2 term feces. If we elect that numbnuts for 2 terms, America really is FUBAR.

Tool alert! I'm sure you were "just joking" but I'm appalled at the tools who talk about opr fodder in a time like this. The ppl who deserve the recognition aren't out looking for it.

Nov 13, 2002 "I don't know where Bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." -George W. Bush