Butters Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Uhoh, looks like some of the diagrams of the Defensive Egg got sanitized in the move to the new message board. Gotta keep those eggs secret. Found one on page 1 of HD's Demotivational Poster Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaJu Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Calling Beaver: Can you please re-post your defensive egg diagrams? Zrooster Nice revival! That "Eat shit, I wasn't out of position" one gets me every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacAirCoug Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 If there were a hall of fame for threads, this one would be in the inaugural class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewpey Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 If there were a hall of fame for threads, this one would be in the inaugural class. This along with the one that brought the "EABOD" acronym to the dinner table... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrooster99 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 How would you get a defensive egg shirt if you don't own one? Good question. One of the dudes on here made some and set up a link where we could buy them. I can't remember who sold them, where to find the link, or if they're still available. Anybody know any of the answers? I'm betting if you do a search, you can find it...google might yield results too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 I would like a photo of the flight attendant's boobs, while we're making requests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Container STS Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Here they are....had them buried in between my BangBus and German porn egg.bmp I made the shirts a while back but their all but gone now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrooster99 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I would like a photo of the flight attendant's boobs, while we're making requests. Only in my mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Only in my mind... Can you draw them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrooster99 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Here's my best effort...they might have been A LOT perkier...also nipples are purely speculative... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Here's my best effort...they might have been A LOT perkier...also nipples are purely speculative... FAIL! Try to do better next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourFans Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 FAIL! Try to do better next time! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Here's my best effort...they might have been A LOT perkier...also nipples are purely speculative... Were you flying Zimbabwe Airlines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IncompletePete Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That's wrong on so many levels..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhistory Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Were you flying Zimbabwe Airlines? Or United on nearly any long haul flight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOF_ATC Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 FAIL! Try to do better next time! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest regularjoe Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Or United on nearly any long haul flight... No clearly that is a NWA crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuggyU2 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Speaking of such things,... I found a senior United stew's bra in flight ops. Well, I figured she was senior: it was size 40 Extra Long. Ba-dum, bum,.. ching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C-21 Pilot Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Uhhh...huh - huh - huh....uhhh. You said "40 extra long." Yeah, yeah...."40 extra long." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HercDude Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 If there were a hall of fame for threads, this one would be in the inaugural class. I've been thinking for some time that Baseops needs a greatest hits thread. You know like one of those stickies at the top that you can't post on. This thread, CapSoftSandy, WxMan's phone taps, that fruit who told everyone he was asexual - man there has been some good shit on here over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I've been thinking for some time that Baseops needs a greatest hits thread. You know like one of those stickies at the top that you can't post on. This thread, CapSoftSandy, WxMan's phone taps, that fruit who told everyone he was asexual - man there has been some good shit on here over the years. Well we can't sticky them all, but every so often when I find old threads, I put "Classic" in the title for ease of looking for them in the future (do an advanced search for 'classic' in titles only). There are only four or five of them that I've changed. The CapSoftSandy thread (very brief - most of his stuff was posted on SPN and/or removed from here) is here, and the thread that started the "Band of Degenerate Homosexuals" as well. If anybody has noms for classic threads, find the thread and PM me the link and I'll edit the title. If you can't find the thread, PM me the general subject matter and I'll try to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Well we can't sticky them all, but every so often when I find old threads, I put "Classic" in the title for ease of looking for them in the future (do an advanced search for 'classic' in titles only). There are only four or five of them that I've changed. The CapSoftSandy thread (very brief - most of his stuff was posted on SPN and/or removed from here) is here, and the thread that started the "Band of Degenerate Homosexuals" as well. If anybody has noms for classic threads, find the thread and PM me the link and I'll edit the title. If you can't find the thread, PM me the general subject matter and I'll try to find it. Love the "Classic" tag. I had never seen the "should I report it" thread. I am still trying to clean the coffee out of my keyboard that shot out of my nose when I read the part when he told M2 to leave if he did like his screen name!! I can only imagine what would have happened to him if he had said that to some of the members that have a short fuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discus Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Do I win for biggest thread revival ever? This is six years now. At any rate, I just wanted to put this on top for the new guys so they can find some of the finer conversations in BaseOps, and what better one than the "Defensive Egg" to kick it off? Have spent the better part of a deployed work day reading through the threads labled "Classic", and I advise any new guys on here to do an advanced search in the titles for the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 To commemorate it, you should order a batch of Defensive Egg tee shirts with Beaver's diagram printed on them. And then offer them to BO users at cost price. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrooster99 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Still makes me chuckle...still have the shirt...still wear it proudly, holes and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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