In the spirit of honest debrief and as this quick intervention enters its sixth month, I thought it would be fun to make a little report card courtesy of our AI overlords. Prompts are included in the screenshots for full transparency. If you don't like it.. sorry.. I just asked the robot (chat gpt-5) the questions

Edited August 10Aug 10 by Pooter

13 minutes ago, Pooter said:

In the spirit of honest debrief and as this quick intervention enters its sixth month, I thought it would be fun to make a little report card courtesy of our AI overlords. Prompts are included in the screenshots for full transparency. If you don't like it.. sorry.. I just asked the robot the questions

Shit man, I passed every class this semester

Here's a fun one.. congrats to @ViperMan

Again.. just asking the robot.

Also I genuinely hope this all turns around and in 6 months you guys are chat gpt-roasting me for being the alarmist goofball, I so badly want reality to not suck this much

I personally love the fact that "butthurt" is one of the quantifiable characteristics.

MX leadership at a deployed location will be busy the next few weeks trying to figure out who did this since it went viral 😂

Hilarious! I love the no winner tic tac toe, a perfect impression.

That “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” Beach Boys song works really good with Oman too as it turns out

Things aren't going well for Iran. You know this because this is the front page headliner on CNN:

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/business/iran-strait-of-hormuz-oil

Iran can inflict short term pain, yes. In the end, they will have fiddled themselves into irrelevancy.

Edited 15 hours ago15 hr by ViperMan

6 hours ago, ViperMan said:

Things aren't going well for Iran. You know this because this is the front page headliner on CNN:

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/business/iran-strait-of-hormuz-oil

Iran can inflict short term pain, yes. In the end, they will have fiddled themselves into irrelevancy.

Anybody have a CNN subscription (lol) so we can have access to the full article and can see the actual argument here? I’d love to hear some good news but forgive me if I’m wary of war predictions from both viperman and 18-year CNN editors who happen to be Jewish seminary grads

7 hours ago, Pooter said:

Anybody have a CNN subscription (lol) so we can have access to the full article and can see the actual argument here? I’d love to hear some good news but forgive me if I’m wary of war predictions from both viperman and 18-year CNN editors who happen to be Jewish seminary grads

https://archive.ph/

Though in this case I did not need a subscription to CNN to read it