July 2, 201213 yr I find myself watching this every few days for a laugh. What gems would you add to "Sh!t Fighter Pilots Don't Say??"
July 2, 201213 yr "I shacked that instrument approach!" "My pattern work looked really good today!" "It wasn't perfect, but that's okay." "Man, I flew like shit today."
July 2, 201213 yr "The tanker was in the clear" "The heavy went around for me!" "We just had a heavy dude cross-train into my unit" "I circled today" "I landed on the captain bars today" "Thank god for civilian approaches" "11-217 has some useful info"
July 2, 201213 yr "11-217 has some useful info" This should suffice. "Man, my instrument approaches could use some work!" "I hate dropping CBU!" "I'm glad the tail kits are hard wired shut!" "No, sorry...we can't give you a show of force." "Low Level?? Fuck that!" "GCI...you're not talking enough."
July 2, 201213 yr I can't wait until the squadron gay pride picnic! Actually, fighter pilots do say this.
July 2, 201213 yr "Sorry Boom, here's my tail number." "You know what, I think that so to speak stuff is pretty " "Man, I'm really glad all the heavies could be here for Red Flag/ME." "Considering the cost of gas I'm really glad I got my Prius." "That tanker crew was great about avoiding the sun and clouds!" "More gas? Nah, no top off today, I need to fly conservative to RTB."
July 3, 201213 yr "No thanks, guys. I really need to catch up on the CSAF Reading List. Have fun at the bar!" "0-0-1-3" "That cadet had some great insights." "She had a headache, so I just went to sleep early."
July 3, 201213 yr "I love formation takeoffs and landings" "ACM backup? No thanks, I'd rather just do instruments" "Vectors to final? Maybe next time, today I want to fly the approach as published" "I always keep my mask up" "I'm glad the rounds limiter is set at 111" "I love ORIs"
July 4, 201213 yr "It's so cool to know that AFPC's always got my back...Assignment history, days TDY, awards, you name it!"
July 4, 201213 yr "just spent a joyful day at the fight doc's office, and I've gotta say the doc's got a magic touch and small fingers"
July 4, 201213 yr "just spent a joyful day at the fight doc's office, and I've gotta say the doc's got a magic touch and small fingers" Strike from record, any pilot may deal with this.How bout.. "I really like instrument flying" "Fix to fix is so easy" "I prefer the instrument approach" "Sure, I'll go to AIS" "My wife is sure looking forward to that white jet assignment" "I'm sure looking forward to that white jet assignment" "MC-12, that will be cool" "Back to Kunsan again? Bring it!"
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