Majestik Møøse Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Single most useless thread ever. Dislike. This thread is awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Dislike. This thread is awesome. I heard his reflective belt got caught on the throttles...better? What other tired resets can you guys recycle and post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I heard he took the blue pill. Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I heard his reflective belt got caught on the throttles...better? What other tired resets can you guys recycle and post? Well, I heard that two old men, Rainman and CH were in a wheel chair race, winner gets BQzip01's mom for the night. Dude saw the race and wanted to win, being in an A-10 he knew he had to eject and race on foot. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 (edited) This is some funny shit...regardless of what CH says. It would be especially funny if guys in the squadron were writing it in the Hog Log/Doofer book in the squadron bar...which they probably don't have anymore. Giving guys shit in the Hog Log was always the best part of a successful bail out. Looking at the pics it looks like the jet pretty much went straight in...not the first A-10 lost on an FCF. Edited September 28, 2011 by Rainman A-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 This just in. The pilot applied for VSP but got turned down, he tried to say he was gay be DADT was repealed. His last resort, Eject! This causes his body to be 'squished' be the G-forces. In turn his waist expands past 39 inches and BAM! He's a civilian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Well, I heard that two old men, Rainman and CH were in a wheel chair race, winner gets BQzip01's mom for the night. Dude saw the race and wanted to win, being in an A-10 he knew he had to eject and race on foot. Rainman won, I was worn out from nailing your mom. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPStryker Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I heard it was a former 11U that was never LRE qualled and thus didn't have enough real pilot skillz to fly the jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast_N_Low135 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Obviously a single dude. If he was married, he would have rode it in with a smile on his face. "Sweet death, take me away from that bitch!!!" Wrong, he was married, he punched so that bitch wouldn't collect on his SGLI. I heard he began filing divorce papers on his ride to the hospital. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arg Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 He wanted to be able to tell guys at the VFW that he bailed out over Berlin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 He was tired of getting yanked out of 4-ships to the range to go fly the same FCF profile because mx just CND every write up on that jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas Man Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Wrong, he was married, he punched so that bitch wouldn't collect on his SGLI. I heard he began filing divorce papers on his ride to the hospital. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 TIB showed up, so they NOTAM'd an airfield closure, and he ran out of gas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkey Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Maybe I've watched to many movies, but don't those things have locater beacons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 The ELT in the aircraft itself, but the seat? o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeHoler Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 The ELT in the aircraft itself, but the seat? o_O Of course the seat has it's own locator beacon! Didn't you see Behind Enemy Lines? Chillingly realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backseatdriver Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Of course the seat has it's own locator beacon! Didn't you see Behind Enemy Lines? Chillingly realistic. Especially the SAM evasion scene. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Truly inspirational stuff. Each day at UPT, before our 0600 formal brief, we reminded each other that the reason we were inspired to do this in the first place was because of that epic film. We also made it a point to bring along a Walkman so we could play some righteous tunes over the ICS on the way to the MOA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 We also made it a point to bring along a Walkman so we could play some righteous tunes over the ICS on the way to the MOA. Well, yeah! It makes you fly faster and more efficient. I mean, it made an F-16 fly from the US to Shitholistan and back on one tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 They hit a tanker, actually. And although Doug was nervous about getting busted (Booms are taught to always look out for shady/suspicious pilots underneath their visor and mask), all he had to do was not talk like a sniveling teenage twat, and nobody noticed anything strange. Works every time. Can't pull that stunt anymore though. Not since 9/11. Thanks a lot, bin Laden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skitzo Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 I'm glad the pilot got out, but f, this has been the most entertaining thread on here in quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkey Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Of course the seat has it's own locator beacon! Didn't you see Behind Enemy Lines? Chillingly realistic. Haha ok got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurelySerious Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 They hit a tanker, actually. And although Doug was nervous about getting busted (Booms are taught to always look out for shady/suspicious pilots underneath their visor and mask), all he had to do was not talk like a sniveling teenage twat, and nobody noticed anything strange. Works every time. He must have also known to pass the tail number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeHoler Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 He must have also known to pass the tail number. Nah, even real fighter pilots forget to do that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amcflyboy Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 I heard his reflective belt got caught on the throttles...better? What other tired resets can you guys recycle and post? Dude, forget it, they're rollin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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