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Nice. I wonder how many on this board, have no idea what that means...

Proving yet again, why they should never have to pay for :beer: https://www.kadena.af...sp?id=123310901

WTF! Chick is in trouble for tweeting the names of the guys who sexually assaulted her... https://news.yahoo.co...-174732753.html

This could all be solved at a much cheaper price! Take your pick... I prefer the .45ACP, but in this case I would probably opt for the .22LR, because he isn't worth the extra 35 cents!

Civilians are clueless as to what we do, day in and day out. Their reactions shouldn't really be any surprise.

I'll bite and play devils advocate. What if the CCW got shots off earlier, and the death toll was only 3? So is it better that he may have hit one person, but got the coward to give up earlier...thus only have a death toll of 3 and a few wounded rather than 12 dead and 50 wounded? What then?

Ya, you're right, if someone shits their pants, we should all have to wear diapers...

2!

Knowing our AMC bubbas, they realized that this airport was slightly closer to Mons Venus...didn't want to miss the drink specials!

Rut roo, raggy! Runway 4/22 Weight bearing capacity: Single wheel: 20.0

It's worth it! But, you can find it on amazon much cheaper.

A guy in my squadron is a fairly recent hire. He went straight to the MD-11 in ANC...hasn't done a hub turn yet.

Hand down my favorite was My Secret War...A-1 driver tells his story of Vietnam. Misty by Don Sheppard Flying Through Midnight by John T. Halliday War for the Hell of It by Ed Cobleigh When Thunder Rolled by Ed Rasimus Place Cobra by Ed Rasimus Bury us Upside Down by Don Sheppard Rupert Red Two by Jack Broughton (goes from post WWII P-47 pilot to Vietnam flying F-105s) Chickenhawk by Robert Mason A Lonely Kind of War by Marshall Harrison One Hundred Feet over Hell by Jim Hooper My Secret War by Richard S. Drury (Start here!) For Korea, I haven't read it but I have heard Officers in Flight Suits is a good book.

A simple "Thanks guys, you saved our asses today," as we're checking out, works for me. Or not even that...the dudes on the ground still breathing as I check out is reward enough. Unfortunately, that doesn't work for the jacked up OPR/Awards program we have...

Yes...let's make chicks part of the draft too. That way, when your daughter comes into the squadron as an ops tech, I can plow her too!

Hey guys, this is my sister Sally!

'Merica!

Thanks for ruining it Capt Sober...

This should suffice. "Man, my instrument approaches could use some work!" "I hate dropping CBU!" "I'm glad the tail kits are hard wired shut!" "No, sorry...we can't give you a show of force." "Low Level?? Fuck that!" "GCI...you're not talking enough."

So if everyone has to put it on every authorization...then why is it not standard? This should be autofilled or a check box, then just have a place to give a justification. At the very least, have the statement somewhere on DTS so I can cut and paste it into my authorization. The only plus side, is the smart ass comments I enter for my justification, at least I get a laugh... I'll second a page that looks just like the paper voucher. Fill it out and have the program pull all the info from this source. I'm guessing that this would cost the DOD another 300 mil, to make something like that happen though.

It's existence! Ctrl-Alt-Del N/A We've pumped half billion into this POS!?!?! THIS! Just get rid of that fucking system! It takes me 2-5 minutes max to fill out a paper voucher! Prior to DTS, I never had a problem, getting airline tickets/hotels/rental cars. Since switching to DTS, I have yet to go on a TDY where something wasn't totally fucked with DTS. We still have the same number of finance folks as before we switch to DTS. Now they spend most of their time fielding calls on how to un-fuck a DTS problem. Also please train your folks to screen the whole voucher before rejecting, rather than just sending it back at the first thing they find. My favorite is having to put a statement in there as to why I can't accomplish my business via secure video teleconferencing (SVTC)...on EVERY voucher! Finance, apparently doesn't think my justifications are as funny as I do. But seriously...I'm flying a fucking jet to DEPOT! Is this statement really needed?

"Would I hit it" and "is she hot" are two totally different things...let's not confuse the two!

So is make up...

Are you serious?

They're actually all over...lots of fun. Best done on TDY, NOT you base, things just work better that way.