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Or "I'm a fighter pilot. I'd rather talk about something else now."

My wife's grandfather said something to that effect when he wasn't comfortable with the situation. The aircraft crashed and killed everyone on board. 'Not the smartest career move' saved his ass.

That's different than the 4 ship of Vipers taxiing out and someone, I think #4, requested taxi back for a dump. I UTFSF and couldn't find it.

Shanked. It's a verb. 'to shank'

Too smart.

Is Farva Asian now? Who the hell wrote that tag? awww herroo prease you want me punchasize your face herro prease

Robot better not try that shit at my house. I'll go John Conner on that tin can.

Doubt that.

Sounds like it was written by someone who just got their rip to creech.

I haven't heard anything like that, but I've only been flying it a year. However, the mig-28 does have a problem with its inverted flight tanks. It won't do a negative G pushover. The latest intelligence tells us that the most it will do is 1 negative.

It's difficult to appreciate something that's always been around. The majority of people don't leave the country and see what the world is really like. They just sit in front of CNN or MSNBC and believe whatever they're told. The result is an overwhelming feeling of entitlement. "Gimme, gimme, gimme, and if you don't then I'll sue." You always appreciate things you have to earn and nothing is required for born citizens.

Heresy! Burn the witch!

One in tweets on the low-level check. Hooked for recovery and pattern entry. Gay Two in -38s. One was for ground ops on my zoom and boom. The other was a solo flight where the gear didn't retract. I didn't notice until I had oversped the $hit out of it. Declare the emergency, chase ship, straight-in, gear pinned, the whole stand-up type deal. Get back to the flight room and the flight commander says, good job on the EP. You hook for overspeeding the gear. Can't really complain about that one. One in IFF. Fragged myself several times on a solo ride to the range. Maybe I shouldn't go solo. Can't complain about that one either. And my most embarassing unsat thus far... an instrument sim. Yep. My last sim in IFF. I had to drink for that one at the roll call, and rightfully so. I know it sucks but don't sweat it dude. You'll get it cleaned up tomorrow and the weekend is time for drinking everything ok.

Hilarious I think I need to buy a boat. Apparently all boats come with hot chicks.

Half the show will be blocked for content. Right when the important part starts, the show will end because you didn't do the right ancillary training.

I feel bad for her now. I wouldn't be in a very good mood if 1,000,000 people took time out of their day to say things like that. It's still funny, but sad funny. Like a hurt cat or a scared child.

No offense, but I wouldn't waste 3 seconds of my time trying to gain insight into their family.

I laughed at all of those until the last one. Then I just felt guilty. Edited to add correct jet:

50 pages in three days? I thought this forum got harsh. My favorite post: "Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick. "

Now you have to post a picture of Huey's wife. Sorry... I didn't make the rules.

It doesn't matter if they're in your chain or not. Adultery is punishable under UCMJ. The chain of command issue would apply if two single adults were in a relationship. As always, correct me if I'm wrong.

Building on that idea... the Tweet could be leading a formation of lots of different airframes seeing as how it trained pilots in all fields. Something like "leading the way for 54 years."

Nice

I'm pretty confident we could just out run him.