sky_king

Sorry, tits on the brain.

You're mom's too heavy to make the turn.

Place an open can of tuna fish in each one of their lockers before you leave.

and a Laughlin guy? Just because you can take a 8 word phrase and make an initialism out of it, doesn't make it a good RSU comment. SALABHDSFEAOLBE: Sucks at landing airplanes because he didn't study for EPQs and ops limits/boldface exams.

Really? Are you guys that big of assholes?

2:50 - "Like a glove"

Where can I get a copy of my last PFT scores online?

I thought this was an Onion article at first.

Shit, they put out one of these articles every month. If you think because I refuse to wear a desert sand t-shirt that I don't care how my airplane is flown, you are sorely mistaken.

Make sure you do it via correspondence first.

Finally, a Barney episode I'd watch.

Upon hearing the news, shoe clerks around the AF rejoice!

Irregardless, what is that arc made of?

KDLF might as well be a Fighter Training Wing.

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!

Just wait until TIMS makes you sign yourself in and out of the building to track duty day and crew rest requirements

wow, he was cooking down that runway compared to the first guy. What if he couldn't get it to idle?

Wizard (XL Aux) can barely keep the electricity on half the time. I doubt they'll be getting the internets or TIMS out there soon.

No, the AF may drop you in an instant if they feel like it. If you were to leave tomorrow, do you think Big Blue would screech to a halt? Probably not. The wheel will keep on spinning. However, after 20 years if your then ex-wife hates you and your kids barely know you, what have you really gained? Service before self? You bet. Service before my kids? To a point.

I'd go with #1 myself.

DO NOT USE USAA FOR A MORTGAGE! Google "USAA Mortgage" and find the first good comment. It'll be somewhere on the 69th page probably. For everything else, USAA is awesome though.

In the on-going effort to make men and women exactly the same, top DOD scientists created a human with both a vagina and weiner. The resulting creation was an abomination with the male genitals growing from its upper lip. A top spokesman commented anonymously Sunday saying, "The hideous creature was due to a lack of CBTs and leadership." The DOD had no official response.

Fixed for you

How about I just wear black t-shirts and socks until they Article 15 me. Then I can get RIF'd easier and get a job without stupid rules about what color socks I can wear.

This is disgusting... 1. Wearing a cover on the flight line. 2. Wrinkled cover 3. Long mustache 4. Poppep collard 5. No undershirt visual. It's probably black anyway. 6. A red pen?!? 7. Rolled up sleeves. This makes me sick.