sky_king

A bit much, but I'll allow it.

I didn't even know the leg pockets zipped closed. I think I opened mine when I got it and haven't ever touched it since.

I think it looks like Osama bin Laden. Either that or it's a thermo paper receipt and the picture is a fake that could easily be made with a stencil and about 8 hours of sunlight.

Not surprising.

Screw that, Welsh for king!

That's like Laughlin taking the wings down from the front gate.

yeah sure. When he ultimately doesn't find the body, the conspiracy theorists are going to go ape shit. Who knows though, maybe we did capture him alive and we took him to Area 51 where he gets teniticle porn style raped by the aliens.

Do my mini-van seats count as household good?

They might as well through in a ROTC refresher and SABC. Wait, I think they did teach SABC. Who can't wait to attend ASBCSOSROTCSABCOTSUSAFAASC?

It's called IFT now. I'm really hoping to do the sattelite vis-recce test again.

As I'm planning on getting out at the 10 year commitment, what happens if I decline to go in residence?

hmm, maybe I will finish my masters...

WELCOME TO EARTH! Or, are we talking about something different?

There's usually a fund set up for the kids when this stuff happens. Has anything been set up yet?

9 month old daughter... that's sad. him him

The problem is, he still had to pay the 5% surcharge and probably had to tip the baggers. Unless he bought $62 worth of meat, it would probably still be cheaper at the grocery store.

So, even though you can buy all of those at the BX, you're can't just slap them on your uniform? Crap, I hope I saved the receipt.

Like I said before, the DOD needs to figure out how much it spends on the 20 year retirements. They then take that money and apply it to TSP matching. If Lt/Amn Snuffy wants to be responsible and invest his cash, he gets a little reward. If he wants to buy the 2012 Lexus/BMW/Monster Truck with the cash, he doesn't get Uncle Sam's contribution. I think this would be the better system overall as it would provide retirement benefits, it puts the money into the free market a little more, and it promotes fiscal responsiblity. The best part to the government is that if General Ilovemytoys, spends all his cash on hookers and blow, they are out absolutely nothing after his 20+ years. Additionally, how much money is an Amn really going to stash in his first 5ish years? They aren't going to lose anything by offering this to first term airmen. On another note, I'd me more than willing to have them reduce my salary from $80k/yr to $70k/year if they could get rid of queep or hire more people dedicated to doing the queep jobs.

Lets see if I can drum up any media attention. <enters trance> ooohhhh, ooooohhhwwwaaaa, OOOOOOHHHH!!!!! I have a feeling that the one called Spoo has extra-terrestrial midget child amputee porn and the has buried the aliens with big foot, Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa underneath Area 51's class six. ooohhhh, ooooohhhwwwaaaa, OOOOOOHHHH!!!!! <end trance> Spoo, you should be recieving a phone call shortly.

How is it not gay to show your balls to other dudes?

See, even the LTs didn't salute LTs.

That would help justify my research as well.

Hawt...

I hope to visit one day and see where my ancestors came from.

So what happens when you swap out the Nitrous Oxide with Liquid oxygen?