10percenttruth

Any guesses how many members of TIB have this kind of douche-nozzle pedigree? Seems par for the course for someone who spends years in the military without doing anything moderately military related.

Septic pump

It's not just ACC, that thought experiment is spreading to AFGSC as well. I think of it as a lead-turn to the mass exodus when there will be no one left to man the DO/ADO shops but Captains & Majors. However, that's giving a lot of credit where little is due.

It's hard enough to get laid at that place (no rape jokes please) without a 19-yr old pube bristle on your lip

I wonder if the barbarians had it this easy when conquering Rome. Did the Romans just give the empire away, piece by piece?

I sensed a great disturbance in the (air) Force. As if a million shoe clerks cried out at once... And then were silenced.

StratoBukkake

Sooo.... The AOG owes all of facebookland some cash now, yes?

<br /><br />Theres a thought! Give that mission back to the state department where it belongs & see how much of the DoD budget is saved. <br /><br />I'd be willing to bet a week of nation building could fund all of our pensions again.

<br /><br />He should have dyed his hair & prepared a story about kidnapping & running a marathon across the central Asian steppes to escape his captors. That tale has a really good track record so far.

It was awful

Ops tested by an ALP student at CBM when I was there. Cops didn't find it as funny as the rest of us.

Kids these days and their damn thumbs! Back in my day we only had fingers & couldn't possibly hit two buttons at once!

I think all of you are forgetting a pretty major fact when measuring the intrinsic value of THE USAFA. A 2Lt fresh from the zoo already has the jaded outlook & ingrained saltiness of a senior captain, but with the same ADSC as his peers. You just can't put a price tag on that kind of training.

The Academy, much like most of the other "elite" programs in the Air Force (UPT, ENJPPT, everyone has a WIC, etc...), has been dumbed down to the point that its products are not significantly higher quality than any other institution. The problem arises when an institution that is supposed to be a crucible for molding a better officer loses its focus & it's teeth. After that, it ends up just being hard for no damn reason (STS)

You can tell it's British, because if any recruits suffered "pelvic injuries" here, you can bet it'd be a SARC issue & not a marching issue.

Holy balls, I just got second-hand stoned from watching that. That chick is perma-baked out of her mind!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=and then I found ten dollars!

Aaaaaaand, then you found ten dollars? That was a terrible joke

Welcome to Global Strike Command. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect if you put a bunch of careerists and shoes in a room & told them to re-create SAC based only upon the shittiest horror stories they'd heard about it.

https://nypost.com/2013/11/21/uncle-sam-does-not-want-pretty-girls/ Based on that pic, she must be highly competent...

That's pretty much the same strategy WRT suicide: batter them with enough resiliency days & CBTs & it'll be too big of a pain in the ass to kill yourself.

That somehow made the hammer-licking less disturbing.

SIT DOWN!!!

DPA robot email came out about 3 weeks ago. Info is here (portal access req'd): https://gum-crm.csd.disa.mil/ci/fattach/get/2435145/1363202106/redirect/1/filename/E4%20Applications%20for%20MyPERS.pdf