10percenttruth

I usually got so paranoid about dropping a deuce on board that I would OD on vitamin I & turn my eyes brown for a few days. In the grand scheme, it probably wouldn't have mattered, those old girls are permanently imbued with the stench of 50+ years of sweat, farts, boogers, vomit, anger, frustration, and despair, with an underlying hint of cigarette smoke & anti-commie sentiment around the sextant port. It's a beautiful thing.

I'll call BS on this one. I've seen plenty of dudes in the BUFF world get drug kicking an screaming into the patch factory because it was "good for them". Granted, somewhere along the way they changed their views and are by far the excellent example that a patch should be, but at the outset they were "strongly encouraged to submit a package" (sts), regardless of their desires.

Don't feed the troll

This.

On a commander's list of 69 million priorities, Shoe Clerks are guaranteed to sodomize the bottom four