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Once upon a time a pilot found a beautiful princess and asked her, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........ The end.

The only stigma against calling crew rest that I've seen is the "go ahead, call crew rest, you're only gonna fuck your bros who now have to cover that line for you" guilt trip.

Wait, what kind of hot car?

How about "The Throttle-to-Bottle Lounge"?

Story sounds a little out there...

This is the first call I'd make to validate that story... (Thread: hijacked)

Gotta go with the multiple. Aviators and alcohol lead to unusual attitudes in every sense of the term.

Looks like they skipped the portion of her story where she said she was giving him a BJ then stabed him with her dick. AF Times can't get anything right.

You mean Drew, the forensic document examiner?!?

congressman?

The Perch Spray-Bar Half-Mort's (i assume y'all are middle-aged) Bitch'n Betty's As a tanker toad my bar (located in what we in the midwest call a "morton" building) is called: "The Gas-Hole"

I've always wanted to have a bar and name it "The 47 Section"