TacAirCoug Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Sex Toy Rigged With Bomb Is World's Worst Christmas Present In a nutshell, Lester's alleged plan was to trick his ex into opening a box labeled "Christmas presents" that he'd left behind when he was evicted from their apartment. Inside the box was a sex toy that had "been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port." Lester apparently believed that he could pull some kind of "trigger" and by doing so "blow them up." Huh. Is that Kenny Powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) Is that Kenny Powers? I throw so fast, I'll blow your pu**y up EDIT:I drank alot of whiskey tonight Edited January 8, 2011 by snizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 WTF? I throw so fast, I'll blow your pu**y up EDIT:I drank alot of whiskey tonight Ain't that Cody Underwood? Damian, what's the dealie dude? Are we gonna blow up this tree line or what? Tuk-Tuk and Kim got the blue balls and I wanna let em squirt it for a go... Peter, can he hear me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 WTF? He's thinking, "Looking good, looking good, looking good... what the... ooooohhhh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HU&W Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Rainman, is this you? Take that media... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B*D*A Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Rainman, is this you? Take that media... Haha, that's exactly how I picture him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosuper Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 He's thinking, "Looking good, looking good, looking good... what the... ooooohhhh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" Good job at saving it, that left mlg being the only damage, could have been alot worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmwalk Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Looks like there was a prop strike also. You can see some of the ground get chopped up under the prop. Do they have to tear that engine down like a spam-can for a prop strike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerdale Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Looks like there was a prop strike also. You can see some of the ground get chopped up under the prop. Do they have to tear that engine down like a spam-can for a prop strike? Prop strikes would normally require inspection, tear down or replacement, depending on severity. I buddy of mine was skipper of a transport squadron (Navy) flying C-118's (few years back). One of his birds went into Pensacola to deliver some items and was spotted right in front of Ops with brass coming and going all over. As they started up and were going through checklists prior to taxi the flight engineer grabbed the gear handle instead of flaps when trying to retract the flaps. The switches on the main gear that prevent retraction when weight is on the oleo struts operated as they should but, as it turned out, the switch on the nose gear was installed improperly and the nose gear folded. Both pilots saw what happened and immediately slammed the gear handle down but it was too late. They described their ride down as very surreal as they watched the tarmac rise to meet them. Very little damage to the nose but the two innermost engines caught their props on the tarmac which folded them and the sudden stoppage to the engine torqued the beJesus ought of the engine innards. It required two prop and engine replacements. Very embarrassing. Everyone said the aircraft looked like a trick horse in the circus doing his bow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosuper Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 If you even suspect a prop strike it requires a tear down, you don't want to be airborne and find out your crankshaft is bad. Plus you would probably notice right at engine start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12160874 An Italian man has astonished doctors by sneezing a bullet out through his nose after being shot in the head. Darco Sangermano, 28, had been taken to hospital in Naples for emergency treatment after being hit by a stray bullet during New Year's Eve celebrations. The bullet passed behind his right eye and lodged in his nostril, but miraculously did no serious damage. He is expected to make a full recovery, doctors say. Mr Sangermano had spent New Year's Eve with his girlfriend in Naples. As the city sky exploded in a traditional celebration of fireworks, firecrackers - and the occasional high-spirited blast of firearms - he was wandering the streets when a stray .22 calibre bullet struck him on the side of the head, behind his right eye. Bleeding heavily, he was rushed to hospital. But while he was waiting for doctors he sneezed - and the bullet popped out of his right nostril. Doctors say it had been slowed down when it hit his skull - which almost certainly saved his sight, as well as his life. Mr Sangermano is expected to undergo laser surgery on his right eye's damaged retina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKopack Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 * Only offered to electrical and computer engineering students - who apparently wouldn't recognize a Hornet. ~ Be a leader ~ Manage a team ~ Work with big budgets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyclops Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 That's nice that they gave a name, e-mail address, and number to send complaints to. On the bright side... at least it's an AMERICAN plane (or a plane at all, what is it we do in the Air Force again?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perch Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 The Carrot Bukkake Saw this on Tosh.0 and he was pissed they didn't show the guys spraying her with ranch dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
contraildash Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Good job at saving it, that left mlg being the only damage, could have been alot worse. Found an old forum from 2008 talking about this, apparently the plane had engine issues in the days prior to the bad landing, and in fact lost power on approach. Not sure if that's 100% valid, but sounded plausible to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKopack Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 "I'm French, f*** you!" French smoker creates commotion on plane By A. Pawlowski, CNN January 14, 2011 11:39 a.m. EST (CNN) -- A brawling smoker who turned his trans-Atlantic flight from France into something resembling a bar fight is facing criminal charges. Franck Lebrun was on a Delta Air Lines flight from Nice, France, to New York last Saturday when things became tense, according to a complaint filed at the U.S. District Court in New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StreamOfTheSky Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110113/NEWS01/301130053/1008/Five+Stuart+Middle+School+students+charged+over+bomb+map Five Stuart Middle School students are facing criminal charges and school discipline after an investigation found they were involved in creating a map that detailed the “possible placement of bombs at the school,” a spokeswoman for Jefferson County Public Schools said Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitty Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110113/NEWS01/301130053/1008/Five+Stuart+Middle+School+students+charged+over+bomb+map Yeah, an 11 year old understands the seriousness of a felony. YGBFSM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 WTF? Pair rescued after ride on inflatable doll hits a snag UPDATE 8.34am: AS THEY worked to fight floods across the state emergency services workers had to take time out to rescue a dim-witted duo riding an inflatable doll down the Yarra River. The man and woman, both 19, were left clinging to a fallen gum tree in the middle of the river in North Warrandyte when one of the doll's snagged on the tree and their caper went horribly wrong about 4.30pm. (Full story at link) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Honcho Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Yeah, an 11 year old understands the seriousness of a felony. YGBFSM. They do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HU&W Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Link to full article Short version is trailer fire kills two. Police don't know how or when it happened but are calling investigation complete. Love the quote from a small town Texas sheriff... The cause of the fire is undetermined and the nature of the fire is accidental. No further investigation will be performed, said Kenny Lemons, Clay County Sheriff. Move along, nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truman08 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Drug-Smuggling Pigeon Gets Its Wings Clipped I guess they'll try anything now-a-days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlb8 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110119/ap_on_re_us/us_abortion_clinic_investigation PHILADELPHIA – A doctor whose abortion clinic was described as a filthy, foul-smelling "house of horrors" that was overlooked by regulators for years was charged Wednesday with murder, accused of delivering seven babies alive and then using scissors to kill them. Authorities raided Gosnell's clinic early last year in search of drug violations and stumbled upon "a house of horrors," Williams said. Bags and bottles holding aborted fetuses "were scattered throughout the building," the district attorney said. "There were jars, lining shelves, with severed feet that he kept for no medical purpose." Nauseating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZwildcat Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 It's a fuzzy flight suit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Last Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 It's a fuzzy flight suit... Been done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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