MilitaryToFinance Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Apparently the Army is looking to relocate the Pentagon to western Kansas. "The move will take place in three primary phases," said Johnson. "Initially we will use a giant crane to lift the building onto a barge in the Potomac River. From there we will float the barge down the Atlantic Coast and into the Gulf of Mexico. Then, we will sail the Pentagon up the Mississippi River to just south of St. Louis. In the final stage, we will place the building on large flat-bed trucks and drive it the rest of the way." "We have sought the advice of the Navy and determined that we can just treat the building like a big ship as we move. All of the employees will basically be expected to pack as if they were going on a two-week trip and they will then remain in the building for the duration of the move," http://www.army.mil/-news/2010/04/01/36658-army-looks-to-relocate-pentagon/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Secretary Gates likes the Idea... http://www.defense.gov/speeches/speech.aspx?speechid=1439 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeloDude Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 You can't trust anybody around here....oh, and is it bad that I kind of like that song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoleIt Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 01 Apr 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alarm Red Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 01 Apr 2010 Wow, nothing gets by you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I don't know guys. The government did $787B on a stimulus package. This could be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B*D*A Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I don't know guys. The government did $787B on a stimulus package. This could be real. No joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Driver Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 No F-ing shit: Editor's Note - This is really just an April Fool's Day joke. Everything in this story is fictional, including seeking the advice of the Navy. Have a great day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 No F-ing shit: Editor's Note - This is really just an April Fool's Day joke. Everything in this story is fictional, including seeking the advice of the Navy. Have a great day. The joke being that any advice received from the Navy would be worth listening to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Secretary Gates likes the Idea... http://www.defense.gov/speeches/speech.aspx?speechid=1439 Well Done.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Raptor08 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Well Done.. I feel like an idiot. That damned bastard got me twice, first when I clicked on it then when I restored the tabs in Firefox and forgot to uncheck it. As they say, "fool me once, shame on.... you, fool me.... you fool me you can't get fooled again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I feel like an idiot. That damned bastard got me twice, first when I clicked on it then when I restored the tabs in Firefox and forgot to uncheck it. As they say, "fool me once, shame on.... you, fool me.... you fool me you can't get fooled again." I think there's only one person that said that. ~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Raptor08 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I think there's only one person that said that. ~~~~ Mission Accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alarm Red Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 (edited) As they say, "fool me once, shame on.... you, fool me.... you fool me you can't get fooled again." Mission Accomplished. from the man himself. And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMhffi8SHM. Edited April 3, 2010 by Alarm Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Raptor08 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 from the man himself. And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMhffi8SHM. As we all know Bush was a fighter pilot, I wonder what his stand-ups and EPs were like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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