T-38 Buffoonery...
1. The Hwy-90 Touch n Go Club...allegedly.
2. Thunderbird Audition ride checklist;
A. Start at 13,000’, select full blower, and unload to zero G.
B. Kiss Mach one at 9,000’ and start a pull to the vertical.
C. Once vertical, begin aileron roll record breaking attempt.
D. Going through 15,000’ take a second to think…”This is cool”.
E. Going through 20,000’ take a second to think… “Holy Crap, this thing is still going like a banshee”.
F. Going through 21,000’ realize the top of the area is 23,000’, initiate panic checklist, and start pulling on the stick.
G. Going through 23,000’ demonstrate only airmanship of the day by selecting Mode C OFF.
H. Going through 24,000’ realize nose is not tracking and airspeed is decaying rapidly.
I. Apogee at 26,000’ and initiate forbidden T-38 tail-slide maneuver.
J. Falling through 25,000’ take a second to think “This is the stupidest thing I have ever done.”
K. Falling through 24,000’ say silent prayer that nose is starting to track towards ground, follow up with no-spin prayer.
L. Falling through 20,000’ see 100 knots on airspeed indicator, begin to think “I might actually live.”
M. Recover at 14,000’, turn Mode C on and spend next 15 minutes flying straight and level.
N. Tell no one.