Biff_T

Meanwhile, retired Air Force pilots call to an end of public Toyota Yaris tracking. Lol At least this one.

I have no idea what's going on but that is a freaking huge drop (o)(o)? Congrats! I'll be one of the guys space A-ing into Thailand. I'm sorry for the lavatory in advance 😔.

Congrats dudes!!!

I'm just pissed that they didn't start this shit 20 years ago. I would have loved/preferred SEA vs SWA. My granpa got Europe. We got the smelly part of the planet. I'm such a badass now that it's not my ass in the seat anymore. If anything were to happen, it'd suck, but I have faith in our men in women doing the fighting. I wish I could join them. Man tears. Where's the BX? Sir, You're holding up the line and it's 0700 Monday morning. Where's the BX?

I can't believe they got Snickers as well. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd have to boycott Snickers along with the NBA. Thet have lost their minds. I say we send LeBron and John Cena in to negotiate with Xi. A huge chunk of our population deserves to live in communist China. I hope Snickers doesn't end up in a concentration camp.

I had no idea the fixed vs rotary wing divide between pilots was this bad.

If they removed their masks, would it be considered biological warfare?

I wonder how how this guy did? He seemed very motivated but his SA was a definite U. Reminded me of young LTs that show up to the squadron more worried about OPR shit than learning their MWS. If you're still reading this forum (or any young dude reading this), keep your mouth shut and let your flying do the talking. Don't go right to the OG/CC and ask for a fighter day one of UPT. The best guys in my class got what they wanted without being complete tools.

They should make a batch of covid tests that always pop positive. That would keep a lot of idiots from leaving their covid caves (homes). I feel like I could start another Jonestown for all the dumbasses in the USA and solve a few of our country's problems with a good batch of kool-aid (This is obviously a joke, I am not an advocate for mass murder...or am I?).

Classic

Back to the pile!

That is one way to make shawarma.

Followed by ridicule and years of silence. I just started using my account again after being suspended from reddit for being too harsh on a supposed Army Lt. He couldn't handle it when I called him out on his bullshit and asked for his credentials. (Venting in a six year old thread makes me feel better about being dumb lol) As funny as it was to read this thread, I really hope this guy was a troll because he definitely has the mentality to get people killed. If not, God help us. Because we may have missed out on a real badass.

By the time he gets out of prison, he will have learned how to play "Bungle in the Jungle" with a plethora of different types of skin flutes.

"The world is your oyster my friend, until you stop believing in yourself." - (Biff_T, 22) There are going to be several paths to go down. Pick what works best for you. I did the enlisted first OTS route. I don't recommend that path, especially, if you have your degree. A few recommendations: 1. Get your CFI or CFII. Get hours teaching. Apply to OTS for pilot slot. You will do better than most in your class. My friend did this and he flew F-15Cs and F-22s. 2. Get your CFI or CFII. Get hours. Apply to airlines. While flying for the airlines, apply to OTS (if you really want to 😄. But in all seriousness, I had a friend who did this and flew C-17s. 3. Apply to an airline with a cadet program. They will make you a regional pilot. Fly and apply. This is a trend on purpose. 4. There are way more options than these but I know for a fact these guys made it. Regardless what you do, keep applying to guard and reserve units. They don't know you're there if you don't tell them.

I always enjoyed the sight of a flight of Eagles (burners lit) joining up with us at night. Happy birthday!

Sexy! I feel like uncle Rico asking to be put back in looking at that thing.

If mine was that long, it'd be the only way I'd move heavy boxes. STS

Literally

At the moment there is no need to mask your butt. However, this may change in the near future. Unitl further notice. The CDC recommends wearing a butt plug and maintaining at least six inches of social distancing when engaging in butt love.

He used to work as a roadie for Jethro Tull. This is why he was fired. In all seriousness. This guy will have a fun time in prison.

For the sake of equality, all butt stuff will be banned until further notice.

No butt stuff seems to be the cure. I'm a f-ing scientist. Now give me my vaccine money!