January 22, 20188 yr This luggage tag, presumably owned by "Viper Driver Tweak" was found by an associate of mine at the aeropuerto in Erie, PA. It is currently being held hostage by the Swedish Bikini Team, who are threatening to suffocate it with their boobs and/or thighs if ransom demands for its return are not met. If you know Tweak, and he cares enough about this $15 bag tag to save it from certain death from overexposure to soft, delicious Nordic flesh, contact me to help arrange to get it back. Photos/video of the bag tag torture threats unavailable at this time.
January 23, 20188 yr 6 hours ago, SocialD said: Hotel pen...clearly a solid airline pilot. Ritz-Carlton? If Hacker’s company puts pilots there, I’m impressed.
January 23, 20188 yr Author 2 hours ago, HuggyU2 said: Ritz-Carlton? If Hacker’s company puts pilots there, I’m impressed. Interestingly enough, that pic was taken by my associate (who has the flag), who is a pilot at a regional...so that's the real reason to be impressed at the hotel pen!
January 24, 20188 yr Author Soooo, I still haven't received a PM or email from anyone that can help me get in contact with ol' Tweak. The bag tag's about to start a world tour.
January 25, 20188 yr On 1/23/2018 at 9:19 PM, Hacker said: Soooo, I still haven't received a PM or email from anyone that can help me get in contact with ol' Tweak. The bag tag's about to start a world tour. Sent
January 28, 20188 yr On 1/23/2018 at 11:19 PM, Hacker said: Soooo, I still haven't received a PM or email from anyone that can help me get in contact with ol' Tweak. The bag tag's about to start a world tour. Probably a good thing, I imagine that bag tag has only flown around the flagpole for 1.5’s.
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