OverTQ Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) I don't like where this is going. Next they want to control the check book and have an never ending list of honey do's. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html http://www.projectaiko.com/ Edited December 12, 2008 by OverTQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one. Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition. I stopped reading after this point. HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slacker Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) How the hell could he build the perfect woman if he has never touched a woman? If he does it with the robot- is he still a virgin? Edited December 12, 2008 by slacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nova Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Holy crap...calling this pathetic would be an understatement. 33yr old virgin builds a robot girlfriend in his parents basement. That thing is almost as creepy has him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest r6pilot Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Uhhh.... Back to "de motivational" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuse Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 "I do not like it when you touch my breasts" Perfect woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, ROBOT HOE! Statement covered under Privacy Act of 1974... Edited December 12, 2008 by leadeagle05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 "I do not like it when you touch my breasts" Perfect woman? He should have followed these guidelines - What The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pu$$y! 4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Susan over for a threesome! 5. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! 6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? 7. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12. I'll be out painting the house. 13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. 14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 17. Your mother did a great job raising you. 18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs. 19. I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 21. Christ, not the f*cking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! 22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8. 23. You need your sleep you big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. 24. That was a great fart! Do another one! 25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you... 26. You'd better drive, you're safer than I am and besides, everyone knows women can't drive. 27. Actually, we shouldn't have been given the vote. We're better off in the kitchen. 28. I think a big motorcycle is a great idea. 29. I don't care if my ass looks big in this, let's just go out and get trashed. 30. Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Toro, you are a man wise beyond your years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 You all laugh now...when this shit gets cheaper than dating, the human race is doomed. His perfect woman already has a step up on most women...an off switch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFM this Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 (edited) You all laugh now...when this shit gets cheaper than dating, the human race is doomed. His perfect woman already has a step up on most women...an off switch. I'd be happy with an on-switch Edited December 13, 2008 by BFM this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
czecksikhs Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, legs that wrap around you twice, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!" -David Lee Roth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuse Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 The Perfect Woman - nws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaJu Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Geez....for $20,000 he could've just gotten a REAL woman from Eastern Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rapier01 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 First UAVs... now this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest atlantis15 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Reminds me of a Futurama episode..."Don't...date...Robots!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingOsh Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, legs that wrap around you twice, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!" -David Lee Roth Too smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverTQ Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) I wonder if she will get pissed if you have sex with another bot? I hear the next upgrade will have a GPS so that she can tell you that you are going the wrong way. Edited December 15, 2008 by OverTQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenkspaz Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I kind of feel like Will Smith from I, Robot on this one. Pretty sure I'm not going to trust them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
338skybolt Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 "Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there." Dude doesn't even get robot laid. NERD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenkspaz Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 "Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there." Dude doesn't even get robot laid. NERD! Any chance she's a lesbot and doesn't want anything to do with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Wait... so he spent $20,000 on her, he isn't married to her, and he still can't get some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AceTomatoCo Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 How about a "Mute" button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I hope she is at least programmed to bring the guy a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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