B*D*A

No joke.

Since this is the Air Force, I propose that every member must complete the following CBT before being allowed to use the word fuck. Until you finally complete CBT after the fucking program crashes 6-9 fucking times, figure out how to get the fucking certificate to say your fucking name instead of "null" and then take the fucking certificate to the right fucking person who probably has already gone the fuck home for the day and it's only 14 fucking 30, your account will block you from saying fuck.

The only "poll" that belongs in this thread....

Here's the original...wow. This beats out even the Buzz Aldrin punch. Edit: Interviews: Check out Dreadlocks' magical tranformation into James Lipton.

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Well done Col! Ha, my first cigarette was unfiltered Lucky that my buddy stole from his father's Vietnam rations that he brought home. Damn near killed us.

Thoughts and prayers for their families.

For those interested, here's a few gems from the F-16.net post. You've learned nothing. So, you're saying it depends? Absolutely not. Join the Taliban. Who are these people? http://www.f-16.net/f-16_forum_viewtopic-t-12614.html

I knew I've seen the fiddle player before... Edit: Shlt! Tanker pilot beat me to it two years ago....I'll fail myself.

Cadet Col?

Would Ditka be driving?

Should we call her Senator Container, or I guess Containerer on this forum?

Completely rude, arrogant, and unprofessional. Her panties were really in that big of a wad that she needed to cut off the General mid-sentence! YGBSM! I think it's a feminist thing. They get so damn worked up that they be treated exactly like men, that they fly off the hook if you dare use a noun/pronoun that's not gender-neutral!

Thought about putting this in the SF Tales thread...

I was going to Scooters tonight, now I might stay home...

Get some baby!

Well, we just had a successfully foray to the Class 6 to stock our new bar. Here's what were packin': Gin: Hendricks Tangueray Tequila: Montezuma Vodka: 3 Olives Skky Bourbon: Woodford Reserve Makers Mark Jeremiah Weed Scotch: Walker Black and Red What's in your bar? Any suggestions for bourbons and single-malt or interesting spirits you've come across? Also, just found out about Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea, anyone tried it yet?

Shiner Black = Hey we have a hot chics thread and a gun thread, why don't we have a booze thread!? Seems un- now that I think about it.

Fair enough. Some of them no doubt, but no matter where you go there's gonna be chics who dig guys like that, so what? Sophomore comment was pointless, forget about it. Pointless could also describe this argument. When was the last time you were in a bar that didn't have a few douchers in it? All I'm saying is that GB is a damn good time if is pretentious/trendy. If I lived in Dallas it wouldn't be my go-to place but when OKC gets old, it's fun to go to mini-Vegas @ the W. For what it's worth, I agree that small live venues (Wormy Dog in OKC for example) are a much better place to meet "cool" chicks. I'm done here.

Choke yourself. I stand by Ghost Bar, awesome times to be had there, without tanning and calling people "bro" only an appropriate amount of times. Sounds like you're stuck in sophomore year, still drinking McCormick's and Key Light?

The W, top floor is The Ghost Bar, awesome.

Shack! Or make them ride the teacups that has no line even though they've been in line for 5 hours.

Ha, I think you just added two to the list. My buddy likes to use Traveling Librarian. You travel the country implementing your system of book organization which of course is superior to Dewey decimal. One night I used this line and this chic says, "BS, we've already met the town librarian, he's over there" and points to my bro.

Him, him That's a helluva story Huggy! He's a dying breed...