Wow, those rules are worse than the AUAB's.  If you can buy a Maxim in the BX, but it's not allowed on base, how do you get it home?  Are you even allowed to look at it in the store? 
 
I still don't understand why we can't call the Deid's Memorial Plaza by it's nickname "The BRA", but they have been playing Magic Mike twice a day for the past 3 months.