JVBFLY Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Great first post! Someone sent you running to BASEOPS.NET to create an account, and defend yourself. Welcome to the FORUM...and btw, the Air Force is a small place too. Don't send any email talking about your exploits to your "buddy", because it will be around the world within hours! You know you all read that email. So you run your mouth when you have a little whiskey...slow down with the bottle LT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 The lesson learned here: Don't write letters, talk on the phone, send emails, or post drunk. HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sleepy Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Originally posted by RabidWombat: ... asking how I was faring with the ladies down here in corpus ...Ah, you're at Corpus now. Perhaps you should learn the phrase, "Te gusta montar el aburro?" No worries, Wombat. We've all been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mjk5401 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I've seen the retarded dolphin trainer in action. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Especially when the chick is so dumb that she asks, "How do you know they're retarded". Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Portugese Arm Wrestling Champion (must be darker skinned, and somewhat in good shape, or pick you're own country/sport. Like always the more obscure the better) worked like a champ a few times for my buddy. Cooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Originally posted by RabidWombat: OK, first let me say... I had no idea playboy was going to print that little gem. It was born of a bitter night of whiskey and cokes... alone. It was a nice little surprise to get an email from my USEM(you know, the guy who gives your class stand ups) asking how I was faring with the ladies down here in corpus with a copy of the article pasted to the bottom of his email. In my own defense, I hardly ever talk about aviation outside of work. There is nothing I can say that will make me sound less of a tool than the playboy article indicates.... except maybe "the next round's on me" just look me up Drive Fast, Smoke in Bed, Socialize with women of ill-repute, BC VT-31/06-42 NAS Corpus Christi(3months to wings!) PS HerkChik, I don't see whats wrong with a life of xbox, porn, and planes (and beer/whiskey). Hah, hopefully for you 31 and the wing haven't got ahold of this. If they have, then don't be surprised if they forward it to Little Rock. My friend's sister wrote a letter to CNATRA (the admiral himself) based on his venting about P-3s... something about rusty buckets. They put a copy of the letter behind his winging certificate with "CC: VP-30" on it. 3 Months from wings huh... you should have been able to find yourself some SNAGs down there by now. If not, take some friday nights off from Utopia and go hit up Ferrah's and the Islander... stay till closing and bat cleanup. And of course, there is always Wiskey River Weds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas Man Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Urinal puck salesman works great....So I hear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Navtastic Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I've been telling the guys here in A Town that I'm a flight attendant. It only seems to work on the pilots, though. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBock Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 DoD contracted pool cleaner (And you're in town attending an international pool cleaning conference) Go-cart mechanic And when the going get's tough (like in Enid or any asian country) just tell the story of the Karate Kid triology as your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Originally posted by GBock: And when the going get's tough (like in Enid or any asian country) just tell the story of the Karate Kid triology as your own. Be careful, Karate Kid is supposed to hit the theaters in Enid next month. HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slacker Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Originally posted by GBock: Go-cart mechanic I was a go cart mechanic on the beach growing up. Great job!! Many new vacationing Coeds every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest msmith16 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 ferrel cat management specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerkDerka Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Don't forget Chinchilla Breeder. HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ELan Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 How about "the government pays me to play xbox and look at porn". I always use "I'm a sheppard" (Fletch F Fletch). Rarely works, but I think its funny and that's all that madders to me. If the chick thinks its funny, ice broken....how ya doing. If it doesn't, who cares. If she knows what it is from, then I get that good old fashion feeling like I would do anything to bone her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MeowMix Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 down here in Corpus I say I work at walmart, then the girls reply "oh, I haven't seen you there" to which I give that look of "exactly" and then they stare back with a blank look wondering if that means I will buy them a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Broncopilot943 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I suppose if you're at XL like me, you could always go to Mexico. Im sure twenty bucks would go a looooong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tacker Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Octopus Trainer. They are ill-tempered. Work for the circus - get shot out of the cannon. Professional Live Bait Trainer with the rating of 'Master Baiter' Environmental Sanitation Engineer (trash man) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ Kind Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Door-to-door tupperware salesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sabini Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 After much searching, this was the thread most pertinent to my question. Although the fake jobs are fun (lighthouse construction worker hadn't been mentioned yet), isn't dropping a "i'm a pilot" line supposed to charm the panties off your target? Now, obviously it won't work in Valdosta, Laughlin, Vance, etc., but where the pilots are a little more scarce shouldn't this be an easy kill? What are the TTPs on how to drop this in conversation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 After much searching, this was the thread most pertinent to my question. Although the fake jobs are fun (lighthouse construction worker hadn't been mentioned yet), isn't dropping a "i'm a pilot" line supposed to charm the panties off your target? Now, obviously it won't work in Valdosta, Laughlin, Vance, etc., but where the pilots are a little more scarce shouldn't this be an easy kill? What are the TTPs on how to drop this in conversation? You just throw it out there. "How do you know when a fighter pilot enters the room? He'll tell you". "How do you know a date with a fighter pilot is half over? He says 'enough about my plane, let's talk about me'". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Curt22 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Gee, having a hard time picking up girls in Valdosta? First, why would you want to? Second, two words: Tallahassee and Gainesville. If you morons can't figure out that the Remerton crowd ain't exactly the best and brightest, then by all means, keep pluggin' away at Mellow Mushroom. And watch "Officer and a Gentleman" while you're at it. The gene pool in Valdosta has been systematically depleted over the past sixty years enough to render its inhabitants on par with Deliverance. Get out of town! Deliverance??? ROFL! DMEG is RIGHT... must be why I hear banjo music every time I drive through that town... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasty Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I'm glad this thread keeps popping up from time to time. Makes ripping on BC pretty easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) #1-Business owner of a Tube Steak Delivery Service #2-QC for Budweiser #3-Don't work, it's against your religion #4-Fish farmer #5-Mechanical bull tester #6-Professional traveler #7-Airbag tester These all have worked at one time or the other, you just have to know your audience, make some shit up, stick to it and have fun. Lots of drinks help too. If dude still can't get laid he must be . Edited February 19, 2008 by Marco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACCBoomer Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Can't go with telling them you get paid to put a pole in a hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jollygreen Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Tell them you're the regional sales rep for "United Shoe And Footwear" ... and then ask their shoe size and let 'em know you can provide some free samples of the latest lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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