Spoo

That one took me a while too. I think he meant, "Could you imagine dealing with her had they been married when he was still AD?"

Maybe it's just me, but WTF are you talking about?

So you obviously married her for her winning personality...which is also why you probably divorced her. Double sucks dude. Agree with Discus, pics. Somebody on here will probably think she's hot, that should make you feel a little better. Apparently there was a lot of yelling going on. Or is yelling all caps?

God, I love sarcasm.

If I were you, I'd start by de-douchebagging myself.

Almost took the bate on that one.

Nobody is forcing you to drop a couple bucks on a tip, ya' cheap asshole.

Wait one God damn minute, are you fucking kidding me? So we ('we' being AFPC apparently) let Airmen choose between "numerous healthy [food options]" and numerous unhealthy TCN-grilled/fried crap-food options, but when it comes to what caffeinated beverage Airmen can drink, we're going to make them an "informed consumer" by banning a singular delivery vehicle based on what someone likely read on the internet? REALLY? GMAFB. AFPC, start looking internally for RIF options - somebody's got too much fucking time on their hands. Serious question I haven't seen answered: Why the hell does AFPC have ANYTHING to do with downrange chow halls?

Wow, things are going to be awkward in that household for a while... "Hey Dad, remember that time you shot and killed my boyfriend when I snuck him into my bed at 2:00AM?"

I'd be cool with this for a month or so... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXBfs2iLHRE

And that is why I don't skydive.

Damn, Carl would look sweet over the mantel... Gunbroker

Yeah, I want to play too! Fuck fighters, fuck heavies, and fuck helos. Y'all can pump each other in the thick air. As in it's like a shit-shower? That sounds uncomfortable.

Can I get in on a KC-10 Breitling? I'm thinking of becoming a collector and I figure this thing will be worth some mad jack in a couple years.

Well shit, what can I say? Expect the worst, hope for the best?

Brick, I was thinking the same thing.

Cut-in is fake, but the "WTF?!?" part is all too real... https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Former-Farmington-Schools-Employee-Accused-of-Sexually-Abusing-Cows-247113681.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_CTBrand

I have no fucking clue what you're talking about, but sounds fun.

C'mon man, what could possibly go wrong?

From Forbes. https://www.forbes.com/sites/lorenthompson/2014/02/20/u-2-vs-global-hawk-why-drones-arent-the-answer-to-every-military-need/

Pegasus? Wow, that's almost as gay as 'Fighting Falcon'.

First or second solo to the area in the Tweet and I want to know what zero G really feels like. For some unfathomable reason I decide I have to be inverted to truely experience weightlessness. After a few seconds of thinking "this is fricking awesome", I look down and see the altimeter rapidly unwinding. As I bust through the bottom of the area at about the speed of Jesus, I roll wings level and pull with all my might, nearly blacking out. I think I was about 1,000' AGL or so. Scared shitless, I climb back up into the area and perform 20 minutes of MOA patrol before RTB'ing. Nobody ever said a word and I went and changed my drawers.

Original post editted to better reflect sarcasm.

"Yeah, this seems legit," Spoo said in a bitterly sarcastic tone. https://hamptonroads.com/2014/02/air-force-stimulates-brain-waves-drone-operators

Thanks AFA6BU. I, my family, numerous SOFs and DOs, and a lot of other people appreciate what you're doing.