I fly the LC's, and I went to a family day event in CT back in June. Had this group of 7 year olds come in the cockpit and the one sitting in the pilot's seat was giving me the third degree. Long story short, went something like this:
"what does this do?"(pointing towards the trim buttons)
"what does this do?"(pointing towards throttles)
"what does this do?"(pointing towards gear handle)
"what does this do?"(pointing towards ski control switch)
"what does this do?"(pointing towards autopilot panel)
Of course I answered all of his questions, but here comes the classic:
"what does this do?"(pointing towards the LSGI buttons), Me:"those are the ejection buttons for the pilot, copilot, engineer and nav seats," as I point at each respective seat. "If you're not careful, you'll go bye bye!"
As the kid pulls back his hand, he bangs his elbow on the arm rest, as the other three look on horrified. Thank god there parents weren't there to hear me say that!